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  • chanty
    John, John, where art thou!
    • Jun 2004
    • 4622

    Re: women

    ^ Because we figure you boys would be trained or courteous enough to put it down when you're done.....especially if you live with a woman. Btw, I think it happens more if we pee in the dark.
    Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      Re: women

      ^^ turn a light on, sorted, lol

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      • Aleks_B
        Gold Gabber
        • Nov 2006
        • 758

        Re: women

        LOLz @ this thread...
        aleks_b - re_azure | my_space

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        • 88Mariner
          My dick is smaller
          • Nov 2006
          • 7128

          Re: women

          Originally posted by Steve Graham
          ^^ turn a light on, sorted, lol

          goddamnit steve. you're not supposed to be logical.

          and, you're not supposed to solve thier problems. just listen.

          two big lessons imparted in one post.
          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

          ----PEACE-----

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            Re: women

            Originally posted by 88Mariner
            you're not supposed to solve thier problems. just listen.
            Man that annoys me to no end. Why come to me with your problem if you don't want it solved?
            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • chanty
              John, John, where art thou!
              • Jun 2004
              • 4622

              Re: women

              Actually, I've changed my mind on the toilet seat issue. I believe that you men have a plan where you make us think that you're always going to put the seat down so we just expect it. Then once in a blue moon you intentionally leave it up to see if we'll sit without looking first. Very sneaky of you boys!
              Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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              • Kat
                A pretty fn good milkshake
                • Mar 2006
                • 4695

                Re: women

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  Re: women

                  Originally posted by chanty
                  Actually, I've changed my mind on the toilet seat issue. I believe that you men have a plan where you make us think that you're always going to put the seat down so we just expect it. Then once in a blue moon you intentionally leave it up to see if we'll sit without looking first. Very sneaky of you boys!
                  i'll be the first to admit that i've always kept the seat down. all the time. i never saw the need to lift it up. my aim is legendary.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • DIDI
                    Aussie Pest
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 16845

                    Re: women

                    ^^^^^ That is what you all think and you are WRONG!!!!!!

                    Originally posted by 88Mariner
                    goddamnit steve. you're not supposed to be logical.

                    and, you're not supposed to solve thier problems. just listen.

                    two big lessons imparted in one post.
                    Their problems ?????, Guys create the problem!!!!!!
                    Originally posted by TheVrk
                    it IS incredible isn't it??
                    STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                    Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                    The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                    • 88Mariner
                      My dick is smaller
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 7128

                      Re: women

                      if we create the problems, and we offer to fix them, but you tell us that you don't want them fixed but rather for us to listen to your grief over the problems we have made....


                      ...... just hang with me here....


                      .....


                      ....then maybe you don't mind the problems because you don't want them fixed. it would seem the value of ranting about the problmes we create is higher than that of ameliorating said problems.


                      this said, it benefits all parties if we leave the toilet up and enable you to vent to us.

                      it's a win...win....WIN...situation
                      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                      ----PEACE-----

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                      • AntonyM
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 6415

                        Re: women

                        Originally posted by chanty
                        Actually, I've changed my mind on the toilet seat issue. I believe that you men have a plan where you make us think that you're always going to put the seat down so we just expect it. Then once in a blue moon you intentionally leave it up to see if we'll sit without looking first. Very sneaky of you boys!

                        But of course or actually leave the seat and lid down so you pee on the lid.
                        Originally posted by Shpira
                        So came back last night...
                        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                        Originally posted by Illuminate
                        Let me get this straight.

                        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                        Am I close here?

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                        • DIDI
                          Aussie Pest
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 16845

                          Re: women

                          Originally posted by 88Mariner
                          if we create the problems, and we offer to fix them, but you tell us that you don't want them fixed but rather for us to listen to your grief over the problems we have made....


                          ...... just hang with me here....


                          .....


                          ....then maybe you don't mind the problems because you don't want them fixed. it would seem the value of ranting about the problmes we create is higher than that of ameliorating said problems.


                          this said, it benefits all parties if we leave the toilet up and enable you to vent to us.

                          it's a win...win....WIN...situation
                          And you reckon we women are complicated!! You create problems to make yourselves relevant ??
                          Originally posted by TheVrk
                          it IS incredible isn't it??
                          STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                          Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                          The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                          • 88Mariner
                            My dick is smaller
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 7128

                            Re: women

                            <head explodes>
                            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                            ----PEACE-----

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                            • Shiva
                              MCast Mistress
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 2461

                              Re: women

                              speaking of toilets, it reminds me way the Japanese look at it;
                              on discovery they showed how their technological inventions contribute to solve an issue and give a wider role to that seat:

                              now boys & girls can have their bottom cleaned up automatically by the seat


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                              • DIDI
                                Aussie Pest
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 16845

                                Re: women

                                Still on toilet habits I went out this afternoon walking up to the shops, good area , young guy about 20 pissing on a wall in a residential street. You would think he would be toilet trained by that age. !! Why do men have to piss everywhere??
                                Originally posted by TheVrk
                                it IS incredible isn't it??
                                STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                                Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                                The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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