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  • jay813
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1344

    Re: women

    this thread was awesome, then it turned to a feminazi shitfest



    lets get back on course:

    why dont you ever buy your woman a watch?


    because theres a clock on the stove

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    • Shiva
      MCast Mistress
      • Nov 2007
      • 2461

      Re: women

      Originally posted by jay813
      this thread was awesome, then it turned to a feminazi shitfest



      lets get back on course:

      why dont you ever buy your woman a watch?


      because theres a clock on the stove
      Men, always asking the wrong questions:

      why dont you buy your woman a set of flowers, sometimes?

      Coz you're too busy watching TV or playing video games....


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      • feather
        Shanghai ooompa loompa
        • Jul 2004
        • 20898

        Re: women

        Well the TV ain't gonna watch itself, and the game isn't gonna play itself!

        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

        Originally posted by Hoff
        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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        • Shiva
          MCast Mistress
          • Nov 2007
          • 2461

          Re: women

          Originally posted by feather
          Well the TV ain't gonna watch itself, and the game isn't gonna play itself!
          ^ Oh, well the food doesn't cook itself, and the house surely doesnt clean itself either....



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          • TheMightyGreg
            Editor Shmeditor
            • Nov 2006
            • 1361

            Re: women

            Originally posted by Shiva
            Men, always asking the wrong questions:

            why dont you buy your woman a set of flowers, sometimes?

            Coz you're too busy watching TV or playing video games....
            But do you genuinly like being bought flowers? Surely you'd rather have something a bit more interesting...flowers are like saying 'I literally couldn't be bothered to waste 5 minutes thinking about a gift for you that won't die and get thrown away in 3 days time'
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            • Shiva
              MCast Mistress
              • Nov 2007
              • 2461

              Re: women

              ^ Of course, all kinds of presents are well appreciated, however the appreciation is in the gesture (the thought) not the item itself...

              Flowers are considered the basic as a gift to a woman, the classic gift, but men hardly get to that basic (in general)...

              Honestly: How many of you guys buy flowers to your ladies? How often? When?


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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                Re: women

                Originally posted by Shiva
                ^ Oh, well the food doesn't cook itself, and the house surely doesnt clean itself either....

                thats why you cook and clean and we watch the tube and game
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                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20898

                  Re: women

                  ^everything in its right place

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                  • spyros
                    Gold Gabber
                    • May 2007
                    • 926

                    Re: women

                    Originally posted by Shiva
                    ^ Oh, well the food doesn't cook itself, and the house surely doesnt clean itself either....


                    its never late to admit the truth!!

                    although even for cooking i dont know how capable women can be! we all know the best chefs are men!!!
                    Greeks don't fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks

                    "Winston Churchill"

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                    • Shiva
                      MCast Mistress
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 2461

                      Re: women

                      ^

                      In my world, I cook the mixer while someone else cooks the pan.....and I wouldn't be surprised to know that other women are having a similar type of life...

                      But I am expecting an answer comcerning the presents, the flowers....would like to see what you have to say about offering flowers to the ladies....ANYONE?

                      Come on guyz, show us what u got...show us how much men can be men with us women when it comes to heart matters...REAL MEN!!


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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        Re: women

                        Originally posted by Shiva
                        But I am expecting an answer comcerning the presents, the flowers....would like to see what you have to say about offering flowers to the ladies....ANYONE?
                        we buy the house with the big front yard..... get busy planting already
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                        Jib says:
                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • Garrick
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6764

                          Re: women

                          Originally posted by lilsensa
                          Once, I was seeing this chick..We were in the shower, I started peeing...I forgot she was in there...Turned around and pissed on her...

                          how exactly do you forget you were showering with a girl???
                          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                          • Steve Graham
                            DJ Jelly
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12887

                            Re: women

                            Originally posted by Garrick
                            how exactly do you forget you were showering with a girl???
                            hahaha, right?

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                            • spyros
                              Gold Gabber
                              • May 2007
                              • 926

                              Re: women

                              well i always get flowers to my lady and not the same all the time!!

                              sometimes i get cos lettuce, some other times i get mixed leaves!!
                              Greeks don't fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks

                              "Winston Churchill"

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                              • Shiva
                                MCast Mistress
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 2461

                                Re: women

                                ^ Kamal

                                That doesn't answer my question... obviously you are not a pro in offering flowers!!!

                                You don't need a house or a garden to conquer a woman.....

                                So my answer is BEEEEEEEEP...Wrong answer!

                                Next?


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