george carlin died...damn :(

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  • superdave
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1366

    #16
    Re: george carlin died...damn

    Sad and much respect to Carlin for great comedy over the years.
    Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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    • chanty
      John, John, where art thou!
      • Jun 2004
      • 4622

      #17
      Re: george carlin died...damn

      Originally posted by Steve Graham
      this is one of my favourite bits by him....

      The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


      ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
      Excellent!

      RIP.
      Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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