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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    One size fits all



    Conventional condoms had problems fitting upon the men’s most treasured asset, as the sizes varied across various ethnicities! To cope with the problem, scientists from Condom Consultancy in Germany have invented revolutionary spray on condom that pumps liquid latex on the penis from a chamber and then dries to a regular condom within 20-25 seconds. Condom needs to be pulled off like conventional condom after use. Their further aim is to cut the drying time to 10 seconds.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: One size fits all

    hahaha, how long does it take to dry now? imagine that wait time must seem like hours

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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20895

      #3
      Re: One size fits all

      20-25s ...

      That's like pouring those instant-freeze chocolate toppings

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re: One size fits all

        oh, i missed that bit of info.. strange, lol

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        • Kamal
          Administrator
          • May 2002
          • 28835

          #5
          Re: One size fits all

          Originally posted by feather
          That's like pouring those instant-freeze chocolate toppings
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          Jib says:
          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
          Originally posted by ace_dl
          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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          • bananapeel
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 471

            #6
            Re: One size fits all

            Operating the bottle spray while drunk may prove to be quite the adventure.

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            • lilsensa
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 6675

              #7
              Re: One size fits all

              I don't see this catching on...User error rate must be through the roof..Conventional condoms are what, 99% effective?
              RIP ~ Steve James







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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #8
                Re: One size fits all

                i think they are more on about the size factour than the dependability

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: One size fits all

                  this would be a great assassination tool. fill nose and mouth. wait. remove. perfect crime.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • lilsensa
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6675

                    #10
                    Re: One size fits all

                    Or, we can fill Dhar's ass with it.
                    RIP ~ Steve James







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                    • Steve Graham
                      DJ Jelly
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12887

                      #11
                      Re: One size fits all

                      we? how about you sort that out Dave, kthxbai

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                      • lilsensa
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6675

                        #12
                        Re: One size fits all

                        RIP ~ Steve James







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                        • feather
                          Shanghai ooompa loompa
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 20895

                          #13
                          Re: One size fits all

                          ^damn that latex shit has some handy applications.

                          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                          Originally posted by Hoff
                          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18917

                            #14
                            Re: One size fits all

                            Originally posted by lilsensa
                            Or, we can fill Dhar's ass with it.
                            steady on tiger!

                            for that shit u need to talk to beanie boy

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                            • Taylor Norris
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 1375

                              #15
                              Re: One size fits all

                              Where does your love juice go?
                              There is no reservoir....

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