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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    #16
    Re: One size fits all

    Originally posted by Mindstatic Pro
    Where does your love juice go?
    There is no reservoir....
    Probably why it won't catch on.
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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    • lilsensa
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6675

      #17
      Re: One size fits all

      Reservoir tip is the most crucial element of the condom. It is there, that the love is stored.
      RIP ~ Steve James







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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #18
        Re: One size fits all

        why is it so crucial?

        anyone know physics?
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • lilsensa
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6675

          #19
          Re: One size fits all

          I'm no doctor, but I would guess that a seminal vessel could rupture if the semen is not allowed to release?
          RIP ~ Steve James







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          • feather
            Shanghai ooompa loompa
            • Jul 2004
            • 20896

            #20
            Re: One size fits all

            Good point ... lack of reservoir would definitely rupture the condom.

            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

            Originally posted by Hoff
            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18919

              #21
              Re: One size fits all

              but they are so stretchy!

              i doubt its fundamental!!

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              • Taylor Norris
                Platinum Poster
                • Oct 2005
                • 1375

                #22
                Re: One size fits all

                I would imagine the liquid would be forced out the back before it ruptured the condom. If that amount of force could cause it to fail...how the hell could it withstand sex?

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                • lilsensa
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6675

                  #23
                  Re: One size fits all

                  ^^True, especially as hard as I nail chicks.....LOLOLOL
                  RIP ~ Steve James







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                  • feather
                    Shanghai ooompa loompa
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 20896

                    #24
                    Re: One size fits all

                    Originally posted by lilsensa
                    ^^True, especially as hard as I nail chicks.....LOLOLOL



                    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                    Originally posted by Hoff
                    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • lilsensa
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6675

                      #25
                      Re: One size fits all

                      ...Or donkey punch them...
                      RIP ~ Steve James







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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #26
                        Re: One size fits all

                        donkey punch, lmao!

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                        • unkownartist
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 4146

                          #27
                          Re: One size fits all



                          what he saiz

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