Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

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  • rbuffetta
    Addiction started
    • Feb 2006
    • 300

    Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

    "The prison food that just might be unconstitutionally bad."

    "Nutraloaf (sometimes called Nutri-loaf, sometimes just "the loaf") is served in state prisons around the country. It's not part of the regular menu but is prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways—usually by proving untrustworthy with their utensils. The loaf provides a full day's nutrients, and it's finger food—no fork necessary."

    Nobody thinks prison food is haute cuisine, but could it be so bad it's unconstitutional? The question comes up more often than you might think, and...


    That will teach their asses to misbehave
  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

    that stuff looks so bad I'd give anything if they let me have haggis instead

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

      that looks awful. don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

        better than using syrup while tossing some salad ?
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        • res0nat0r
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • May 2006
          • 14475

          #5
          Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

          ugh

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          • simonr
            Transitionator
            • Jun 2004
            • 8796

            #6
            Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

            At least it will keep their bowel movements regular.
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            • res0nat0r
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • May 2006
              • 14475

              #7
              Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

              yeah they that take them, shape them into bricks and you have a new helping of nutraloaf

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                #8
                Re: Nutraloaf - prescribed for inmates who have misbehaved in various ways

                if you missed your "salad" dinner, you can always settle for just dessert
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                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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