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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Department of Irony, Pt II

    This is the menu for a summit called to discuss how to resolve the global food crisis:





    Here's hoping they were able to get something accomplished at some point during that 18 course dinner.

  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

    it's 19 available dishes, not 18 courses.

    I think I’d rather they were feted like kings–if they were forced to eat what third worlders eat they might get a crazy altruistic hair up their nose and give away even more of my money to third world despots.
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    • toasty
      Sir Toastiness
      • Jun 2004
      • 6585

      #3
      Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

      Originally posted by 88Mariner
      it's 19 available dishes, not 18 courses.
      Well, everything I've read describes it as 18 courses, not 18 options, so I'm going to stick to my guns for now. If it's a tasting menu, 18 courses would clearly be extravagant, but it's still very possible.

      And for what it's worth, I don't really care if these folks use diamond dust in lieu of table salt or eat the most extravagant meal imaginable, I really don't. I'm not out there solving hunger, and I eat like a fucking champ whenever I can. I do find it funny, though, to think of these people getting together to decide how much gruel to send to the world's starving population before sitting down to a meal like this. I just wonder if the irony was lost on them.

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

        seriously though, who cares what the food is ?

        it is a dinner catering to the heads of state of the world, of course its gonna be extravagant.

        what, is obama only going to eat spam when he gets elected?
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        • Jenks
          I'm kind of a big deal.
          • Jun 2004
          • 10250

          #5
          Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

          i think you're missing the point sean,

          "Don't talk about it, be about it."

          There was a renewable energy and sustainable living convention here in stl a few months ago, and i live across the street from the convention center. The parking lot behind my building was full of SUVs, suburbans, tahoes, etc. lol. Don't talk about it, be about it.

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          • toasty
            Sir Toastiness
            • Jun 2004
            • 6585

            #6
            Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

            Originally posted by thesightless
            seriously though, who cares what the food is ?

            it is a dinner catering to the heads of state of the world, of course its gonna be extravagant.

            what, is obama only going to eat spam when he gets elected?
            Do you honestly not see the humor in this? I think it's a riot...

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

              i see humor in a convicted rapist being raped in san quentin.

              things i dont find funny is a short list
              rape victim jokes, holocost jokes, anything to do with politics, and recently dead people.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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              • toasty
                Sir Toastiness
                • Jun 2004
                • 6585

                #8
                Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                thanks for the enormous buzzkill, dude.

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                • Jenks
                  I'm kind of a big deal.
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 10250

                  #9
                  Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                  Who brought Patty Poopy Pants to the party???

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                  • Jenks
                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10250

                    #10
                    Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                    Debbie Downer?

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                    • Jenks
                      I'm kind of a big deal.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 10250

                      #11
                      Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                      Bobby Bummer?

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567

                        #12
                        Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                        sory. i have developed such a cynical and sarcastic POV lately, with everything going on in my life, and im literally sick of it all.
                        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                        • subterFUSE
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 850

                          #13
                          Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                          Originally posted by toasty
                          Do you honestly not see the humor in this? I think it's a riot...

                          Kinda like Al Gore living in a huge mansion using more electricity than 17 normal homes?

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                          • thesightless
                            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13567

                            #14
                            Re: Department of Irony, Pt II

                            or barak obama saying he is for change while actually being party line?

                            or mccain applying for the most important job in the world when he should be ni line for social security
                            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                            • subterFUSE
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 850

                              #15
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