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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    If you could have one superpower

    what would it be? (I wonder how creative this board can be)

    better, would you use it for good or evil?
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----
  • unkownartist
    Banned
    • Nov 2005
    • 4146

    #2
    Re: If you could have one superpower

    lmao i,m not sure i want to answer this one (well not publicly)

    it certainly wouldnt be imortality

    probibly to cure illness with a touch or some crazy stuff like that

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    • Miguel
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Oct 2005
      • 3182

      #3
      Re: If you could have one superpower

      ^^^ bullshit ... whatever your answer it will be towards getting laid more

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      • ShawnD64
        Quickshot the Minute Man
        • Jan 2005
        • 1250

        #4
        Re: If you could have one superpower

        to be all knowing.

        get any job you want... make tons of money ... therefore get any woman you want.

        but put it to good use, cure illnesses, solve energy crisis ect.
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        • ganjamo
          Platinum Poster
          • Jan 2006
          • 1373

          #5
          Re: If you could have one superpower

          to be able to rewind time.
          Dont panic, its organic.

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          • tiddles
            Encryption, Jr.
            • Jun 2004
            • 6861

            #6
            Re: If you could have one superpower

            my superpower would be.....
            european passport!

            with the side benefit of....
            the right to work in europe!

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15373

              #7
              Re: If you could have one superpower

              Originally posted by red1
              probibly to cure illness with a touch or some crazy stuff like that
              that's the stupidest superpower ever


              I'd bend/stop time. I'd be able to see/take anything I'd ever want. I'd stop time so I could sneak onto an airplane. I'd stop time so I could get out of a restaurant without paying the check. I'd stop time so I could steal a little bit of money from registers at a corporate store like walmart. I'd stop time so I could peek into a college dorm's showers. I'd stop time and pants some stranger on the streets to see how they react. etc. the possibilities would be infinitely fn awesome and endless

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              • ZenAustin777
                Fresh Peossy
                • Jul 2008
                • 30

                #8
                Re: If you could have one superpower

                My superpower would be the ability to desintegrate the powerfull people in this world that r fucking this world and us .. to desintegrate them with a spit..lol

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                • thesightless
                  Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13567

                  #9
                  Re: If you could have one superpower

                  butter's powers in south park imaginationsland.
                  your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                  Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
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                  my dick is its own superhero.

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                  • sammwalk
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 769

                    #10
                    Re: If you could have one superpower

                    Originally posted by 88Mariner
                    what would it be? (I wonder how creative this board can be)

                    better, would you use it for good or evil?
                    dude did you get this question off the back of a sugar packet at Friday's?

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                    • MJDub
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2765

                      #11
                      Re: If you could have one superpower

                      My superpower would be to have any power I wanted whenever I wanted it. I win.
                      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                      • feather
                        Shanghai ooompa loompa
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 20894

                        #12
                        Re: If you could have one superpower

                        Originally posted by picklemonkey

                        I'd bend/stop time. I'd be able to see/take anything I'd ever want. I'd stop time so I could sneak onto an airplane. I'd stop time so I could get out of a restaurant without paying the check. I'd stop time so I could steal a little bit of money from registers at a corporate store like walmart. I'd stop time so I could peek into a college dorm's showers. I'd stop time and pants some stranger on the streets to see how they react. etc. the possibilities would be infinitely fn awesome and endless

                        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                        Originally posted by Hoff
                        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                        • 88Mariner
                          My dick is smaller
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7128

                          #13
                          Re: If you could have one superpower

                          Originally posted by sammwalk
                          dude did you get this question off the back of a sugar packet at Friday's?

                          nah mate. i was getting pissed off at these chicks the other night, and i thought to myself, if i could do one thing to them, what would it be?

                          and i decided, first, it would be hilarious to have the power to touch someone and they automatically become 9 months pregnant. but then i was like, it would have my DNA and i would be the father and i wouldn't even have the enjoyment of having fucking thier v-holes. But then i rationalized that if i was just making up the powers, i could rationalize the power as not giving or spreading my dna and thus I would not be the father. I really think that would be sweet.
                          But then I thought to myself....what was one thing that would be worse than that? And thus, the power to touch someone and make them instantly defecate (and of course have control of the power as to when and where it would work), would be blindingingly awesome.

                          so yeah...

                          watch who you bump into
                          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                          ----PEACE-----

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                          • feather
                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 20894

                            #14
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                            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                            Originally posted by Hoff
                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                            • sammwalk
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 769

                              #15
                              Re: If you could have one superpower

                              ah ok. cuz yesterday I saw that question on a sugar packet at Friday's.

                              my superpower would be to never need to sleep.

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