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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Why Age Matters

    First, take a gander at this article about John McCain learning how to use the internet:

    John McCain says in an interview published this weekend that he has begun learning the wonders of the World Wide Web, but does not yet e-mail or have a BlackBerry.

    The revelation, while putting McCain far behind the majority of Americans in tech savvy, is a big change from his admission this winter that he was “illiterate” when it came to computers.

    “I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself,” McCain told Adam Nagourney and Michael Cooper of The New York Times.

    “I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need.”
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11711.html (brief interview included)

    There are those that think that McCain's age should be off-limits for consideration in this election, that it would be unfair to criticize him for being old. It is unfair to criticize McCain for being old, and it probably isn't really a fair avenue of attack. Articles like this, however, highlight why pretending it isn't a factor or that it has nothing to do with his ability to do his job is pretty shortsighted.

    Think about how your life has changed since the boom of the internet. I probably first began using email, ftp, and gopher in 1992-93 in college (speaking of old ). The web took off in the years that followed, and now I'm at a point where I'm practically paralyzed if I go an extended period of time without an internet connection. I rarely wonder about things anymore, because we have so much information at our fingertips. I never write checks, I use online billpay. I haven't bought a CD in a decade. Well over half of my non-grocery purchases are made online. I communicate with people halfway around the world about all manner of things on site like [ms]. It has truly changed the way I live my life, and I'm sure most of us are in the same boat in that regard. We're all children of the information age.

    We all know the experience of trying to assist one of our elders in getting on the series of tubes that makes up the internets. It is fucking painful. My mother-in-law isn't even all that old, and she still calls me when she needs to print something off of a website -- she has a printer and knows how to print, but printing from a web browser confuses her for some reason -- so my wife or I will print it and mail it to her. Brain-bending.

    There is this enormous wealth of information out there, this vibrant, dynamic community that has changed the way we all live. John McCain doesn't live in this world with us. He may be able to memorize some web addresses and might even be able to type them into the address bar, and he might learn to use email some day, but he will not be able to understand the greater purpose of the internet and the impact it has had on modern life.

    When I read this interview, and things like this:

    Q: But do you go on line for yourself?

    Mr. McCain: They go on for me. I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself
    it sends a chill down my spine. They go on for you? Does that mean you stand next to someone else that is surfing the internet and tell them to get out of the chair when you see something you want to read? Actually, I wonder if he's ever visited his own website.

    Translation: McCain is content without the internet, and has no real incentive to familiarize himself with it now apart from blunting the impression that he's out of touch. After the election, he will go back to not caring about the online world. I do not believe that every person needs to be well-versed in, or even use, the internet to be happy. My grandma doesn't really use the internet much (although she does use it for email and whatnot), and she's happy as a lark. God bless, go forward.

    McCain is not my grandma, however -- he seeks to be my president. My president needs to understand the world I live in, including the single most revolutionary technological advance in recent memory. He can say that he "understands" the impact the internet has on life, but it rings hollow when you learn that the guy can't even send an email on his own.

    Age alone might not matter, but the symptoms of age -- here, the inability to understand technology that virtually every American uses on a routine basis -- matters greatly. It reflects someone who is completely out of touch with the country as a whole.
  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Why Age Matters

    worse, tonse of elderly persons use e-mail. and mccain isn't one of them.

    there are more serious problems with mccain than his distance from the internet. i wonder if he's ever heard of Drudge?
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • unkownartist
      Banned
      • Nov 2005
      • 4146

      #3
      Re: Why Age Matters

      i think the age/image things gets taken too far sometimes

      good luck to him though, its goiod tool for learning things like that if people are illiterate

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #4
        Re: Why Age Matters

        perhaps if mccain used the internet moar, he wouldn't make so many foreign policy blunders....

        Iran IS al qaeda. TRUST ME, i saw it on...conservapedia haha
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • toasty
          Sir Toastiness
          • Jun 2004
          • 6585

          #5
          Re: Why Age Matters

          Originally posted by 88Mariner
          there are more serious problems with mccain than his distance from the internet.
          Well, that's definitely 100% true. Only bringing it up because I had just read that article and couldn't let it go without comment. "They go on for me??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!" Conjures up quite an image.

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #6
            Re: Why Age Matters

            Also, dont' forget that Teddy Roosevelt never used e-mail.
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • toasty
              Sir Toastiness
              • Jun 2004
              • 6585

              #7
              Re: Why Age Matters

              Good point, I stand corrected.

              Wonkette has a post on this story as well:

              John McCain Looked at the Computer!



              It’s time to stop with all this “John McCain is from the 18th Century” nonsense, because the GOP nominee-to-be has now seen a computer and is quickly catching up with all the exciting technological developments of the past 45 years.

              ...
              It's time to stop with all this "John McCain is from the 18th Century" nonsense, because the GOP nominee-to-be has now seen a computer and is quickly catching up with all the exciting technological developments of the past 45 years.

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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128

                #8
                Re: Why Age Matters

                you know who else didn't use a computer?
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                • toasty
                  Sir Toastiness
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6585

                  #9
                  Re: Why Age Matters

                  ^^do tell

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                  • 88Mariner
                    My dick is smaller
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 7128

                    #10
                    Re: Why Age Matters

                    Hitler.
                    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                    ----PEACE-----

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                    • Steve Graham
                      DJ Jelly
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12887

                      #11
                      Re: Why Age Matters

                      christ, wait til he finds out there is porn on teh internetz

                      Originally posted by toasty
                      Well, that's definitely 100% true. Only bringing it up because I had just read that article and couldn't let it go without comment. "They go on for me??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!" Conjures up quite an image.

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                      • toasty
                        Sir Toastiness
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6585

                        #12
                        Re: Why Age Matters

                        [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Jbw2-f8IQ[/YOUTUBE]

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                        • toasty
                          Sir Toastiness
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6585

                          #13
                          Re: Why Age Matters

                          Thankfully, someone is trying to help -- not a joke:

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                          • shosh
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4668

                            #14
                            Re: Why Age Matters

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                            • k3n3
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 189

                              #15
                              Re: Why Age Matters

                              ^^^ lol... nice one...
                              Q: What do Osama and Obama have in common???
                              A: They both have a friend that blew up the Pentagon!

                              http://dontvoteobama.net

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