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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    What is the worst way you've been woken up....

    Don't know if there is a thread about this and was having a conversation with my friend at work....... what is the worst way you've been woken up in the morning, by a parent, a sibling, a roommate, your better half.....
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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • Adzey
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Mar 2008
    • 3517

    #2
    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

    in hospital for a major operation at 4am.

    had to have a bath and go down for surgery at 6, they did give me some happy drugs after it though so things werent all bad!


    "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18923

      #3
      Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

      happy drugs rule!

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      • poults
        Platinum Poster
        • Nov 2006
        • 1987

        #4
        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

        Not me but a mate who was awoken by his pissed up brother ripping selotape off his eyebrows and taking most of the hair with him. They still havent grown back properly now.
        Originally posted by Hoff

        ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18923

          #5
          Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

          bucket of cold water!

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

            Shotgun blanks and trash can lids at 5am Day One of Navy bootcamp

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            • Garrick
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 6764

              #7
              Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

              9/11... surreal.
              Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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              • Shiva
                MCast Mistress
                • Nov 2007
                • 2461

                #8
                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                Originally posted by Garrick
                9/11... surreal.
                ^ wOw..that must have been a shock!

                July 2006, the Israeli air force dropped a bomb on a bridge under my house at 5:00am (they evaporated it....) I think I made a jump of 1/2 meter in my bed while sleeping...they call them the jdam bombs i think....and that was a nasty BANG!


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                • spyros
                  Gold Gabber
                  • May 2007
                  • 926

                  #9
                  Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                  for me worst way is when i wake up 5' before i start work...
                  no coffee, just a quick fag and my workplace is half an hour away!! lol
                  Greeks don't fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks

                  "Winston Churchill"

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                  • Garrick
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6764

                    #10
                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                    Originally posted by Shiva
                    July 2006, the Israeli air force dropped a bomb on a bridge under my house at 5:00am (they evaporated it....) I think I made a jump of 1/2 meter in my bed while sleeping...they call them the jdam bombs i think....and that was a nasty BANG!
                    ^ ok that would also be scary as hell to wake up to... what was a bridge doing under your house? at least your house didn't fall when they bombed the bridge!
                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                    • Shiva
                      MCast Mistress
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 2461

                      #11
                      Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                      The bridge is like less then 1/4 mile away from my house, I am on the top of a hill so i can easily see it, and the lanscape is like in-between moutains so the sound is amplified while travelling..and BANG! lol


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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #12
                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                        Originally posted by Shiva
                        .... and the lanscape is like in-between moutains so the sound is amplified while travelling..and BANG! lol

                        quite the after-party
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                        Jib says:
                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • Garrick
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6764

                          #13
                          Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                          no shit. that would scare the living hell out of me if i was sleeping or awake.
                          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                          • MCKat
                            Fresh Peossy
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 45

                            #14
                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                            I was taking a mid-day nap on the couch, and I woke up with my brothers ass in my face. He ripped one right as I started to open my eyes. Nice.

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                            • chanty
                              John, John, where art thou!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4622

                              #15
                              Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                              I know it's pretty lame compared to some of you, but waking up with my cat Freds hot stinky breath meowing in my face for breakfast.
                              Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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