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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #31
    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

    Originally posted by rainman
    1st place-

    being woke up by my wife after a wild night of partying.......while using her naked sister in law as a blanket.
    your naked sister was in bed with the 2 of you ?
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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • threehills
      I heart Lollergirl
      • Jun 2005
      • 3641

      #32
      Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

      ^dammit. beat me to it.

      For me the worst was not to long ago. I was asleep, but something woke me up. Not sure what it was, but you have the feeling that you heard something that wasn't right or something is amiss. My wife heard it too as she whispered "did you hear that?" We heard it again, it was thump coming from downstairs. Instantly, that rush of adrenaline and you're wide awake. I grabbed my shotgun and worked my way through the house to find the back door wide open. Nothing else was amiss and there was no obvious sign of forced entry so its entirely possible I just left it unlocked and the wind blew it open, but none the less, it was a tense few moments and hard to get back to sleep.
      It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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      • AntonyM
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 6415

        #33
        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

        Probably the time I woke up in the back of a car in Orange County after partying in Tijuana all night. Looked around, had no idea where I was, so then had to knock on the door of the house the car was parked at, luckily did not piss off the girl who owned the car, went in crashed on a couch then got a ride home later that day back to San Diego, the things you do when you are eighteen.
        Originally posted by Shpira
        So came back last night...
        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Let me get this straight.

        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

        Am I close here?

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        • |Thrax|
          Platinum Poster
          • Mar 2007
          • 1744

          #34
          Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

          earthquake

          This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

          -Chris
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          • day_for_night
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 4127

            #35
            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

            ^
            |
            I got you beat...i SLEPT through that one! and we were on the 10th floor of a hotel, which was swaying back and forth pretty violoently. broke every lamp in the hotel, but i didn't even flinch. my family woke me up and had to turn on the tv to prove there was an earthquake (i though they were messing with me).

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            • day_for_night
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 4127

              #36
              Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

              Originally posted by shosh
              this would suck too:
              [youtube]ACD1FWb2TCY[/youtube]

              the japanese are awesome...



              ohh, and i've got an entertaining one. buddy of mine was at a house party in the suburbs. its the middle of january, cold and snowing.

              he proceeds to get pissed drunk, walks out of the party with no shoes or coat on, and wanders around the neighbourhood for awhile. at some point, he realized he was getting pretty cold, wanders into the backyard of the house he *thought* the party was in. opens the sliding door, and crashes on the couch.

              he wakes up the next morning in a house he has never been in, to find a couple in their mid forties staring at him in disbelief. how he talked himself out of that one I still don't know, but by the time he left, they had given him some tea and lent him some shoes to make it back to the house. we still bust his balls about that one...

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #37
                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                Originally posted by Funky Dredd
                same here! I nearly wet myself when that happened!
                Where did you go to bootcamp?
                Orlando, you?

                well, before that we were all woken up by some kid throwing up all over the place and screaming for his mum.. come to find out he had a brain tumour that his recruiting officer had "forgot" about and put him in anyway

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                • diegoff
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3865

                  #38
                  Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                  in my car, driving, totally drunk... I step with the car on the limit of the highway (where concrete ends).... kaboom!!!! oh shit! I almost crash against some trees.... I slept for one minute.... my mate was drunken-sleeping... shit
                  It´s a spiritual thing!

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                  • day_for_night
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4127

                    #39
                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oiLD1WKpRk[/youtube]

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                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20773

                      #40
                      Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                      beling slapped in the face by a friend while near death on a downtown tampa street in a serious GHB hole. never did that shit since.

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                      • Funky Dredd
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • May 2005
                        • 3701

                        #41
                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                        Originally posted by Steve Graham
                        Orlando, you?
                        Orlando 1990
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                        Mutations (original show)

                        Mutations presents Change The Music airs 4th Friday of the month on SaturoSounds



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                        • ZenAustin777
                          Fresh Peossy
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 30

                          #42
                          Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                          I've been awakened by a blowjob ,, its pretty painfull ... worst experience ever ,, lol ........

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                          • chanty
                            John, John, where art thou!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4622

                            #43
                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                            I've also been woken up after fainting.. All I remember is standing up and then being slapped in the face and lying verticle. I tried to sit up right away but my friends pushed me back down to take a breather. That was a very confusing situation. I remember asking wtf am I doing on the floor?
                            Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                            • feather
                              Shanghai ooompa loompa
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 20900

                              #44
                              Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                              Waking up into another dream was quite panicky.

                              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                              Originally posted by Hoff
                              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                              • feather
                                Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 20900

                                #45
                                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                Originally posted by Jibgolly
                                beling slapped in the face by a friend while near death on a downtown tampa street in a serious GHB hole. never did that shit since.
                                Reminds me of the time we were downing shots of that. This guy kept falling asleep and we kept slapping him awake too. We thought he finally woke up but he fell asleep again walking down the stairs

                                i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                Originally posted by Hoff
                                a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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