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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlGuys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
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^dammit. beat me to it.
For me the worst was not to long ago. I was asleep, but something woke me up. Not sure what it was, but you have the feeling that you heard something that wasn't right or something is amiss. My wife heard it too as she whispered "did you hear that?" We heard it again, it was thump coming from downstairs. Instantly, that rush of adrenaline and you're wide awake. I grabbed my shotgun and worked my way through the house to find the back door wide open. Nothing else was amiss and there was no obvious sign of forced entry so its entirely possible I just left it unlocked and the wind blew it open, but none the less, it was a tense few moments and hard to get back to sleep.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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Probably the time I woke up in the back of a car in Orange County after partying in Tijuana all night. Looked around, had no idea where I was, so then had to knock on the door of the house the car was parked at, luckily did not piss off the girl who owned the car, went in crashed on a couch then got a ride home later that day back to San Diego, the things you do when you are eighteen.Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateLet me get this straight.
So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:
1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...
Am I close here?Comment
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I got you beat...i SLEPT through that one! and we were on the 10th floor of a hotel, which was swaying back and forth pretty violoently. broke every lamp in the hotel, but i didn't even flinch. my family woke me up and had to turn on the tv to prove there was an earthquake (i though they were messing with me).Comment
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the japanese are awesome...
ohh, and i've got an entertaining one. buddy of mine was at a house party in the suburbs. its the middle of january, cold and snowing.
he proceeds to get pissed drunk, walks out of the party with no shoes or coat on, and wanders around the neighbourhood for awhile. at some point, he realized he was getting pretty cold, wanders into the backyard of the house he *thought* the party was in. opens the sliding door, and crashes on the couch.
he wakes up the next morning in a house he has never been in, to find a couple in their mid forties staring at him in disbelief. how he talked himself out of that one I still don't know, but by the time he left, they had given him some tea and lent him some shoes to make it back to the house. we still bust his balls about that one...Comment
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well, before that we were all woken up by some kid throwing up all over the place and screaming for his mum.. come to find out he had a brain tumour that his recruiting officer had "forgot" about and put him in anywayComment
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in my car, driving, totally drunk... I step with the car on the limit of the highway (where concrete ends).... kaboom!!!! oh shit! I almost crash against some trees.... I slept for one minute.... my mate was drunken-sleeping... shitIt´s a spiritual thing!
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I've been awakened by a blowjob ,, its pretty painfull ... worst experience ever ,, lol ........Comment
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I've also been woken up after fainting.. All I remember is standing up and then being slapped in the face and lying verticle. I tried to sit up right away but my friends pushed me back down to take a breather. That was a very confusing situation. I remember asking wtf am I doing on the floor?Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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Waking up into another dream was quite panicky.
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Comment
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Reminds me of the time we were downing shots of that. This guy kept falling asleep and we kept slapping him awake too. We thought he finally woke up but he fell asleep again walking down the stairs
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Comment
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