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  • danielRR
    Getting Somewhere
    • May 2008
    • 214

    #46
    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

    3. Being stung by a wasp
    2. Blanket on fire in bed. That was hot.
    1. Violent oxy-contin vomiting. It was florescent green and gold... OAKLAND ATHLETICS !
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    • AndyH
      Platinum Poster
      • May 2005
      • 1786

      #47
      Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

      Before I moved to London I lived in Watford which in ony about 10 miles from this..

      http://www.buncefield-oil-fire-hemel...gedfeet.co.uk/ (obv no need to read it all but there are some cool pics)

      I woke up with my heart pumping ridiculously hard and knowing something was def not right. I had absolutely no idea what so I just lay there for a few mins half disorientated and half shitting myself and when there was no further noise I just went back to sleep, lol.

      Also waking up from having my wisdom teeth out covered in blood and laying on a blood soaked pillow in hospital wasnt ideal..

      I think Threehills has to be the worst tbh.
      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18924

        #48
        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

        with a used condom up your arse!

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786

          #49
          Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

          Originally posted by Dhar_2
          with a used condom up your arse!
          Title says 'worst' not 'ideal' mate
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • Kamal
            Administrator
            • May 2002
            • 28835

            #50
            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

            yea but for all the straight men on the board, wouldn't that be the worst ?
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            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
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            • AndyH
              Platinum Poster
              • May 2005
              • 1786

              #51
              Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

              Originally posted by Kamal
              yea but for all the straight men on the board, wouldn't that be the worst ?
              I cant reply to any of ur posts coz I just get distracted by your avatar!!!
              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18924

                #52
                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                ^ but didnt u just reply!!!

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18924

                  #53
                  Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                  Originally posted by AndyH
                  Title says 'worst' not 'ideal' mate
                  might be your ideal, but definitely my worst!!!

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                  • Garrick
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6764

                    #54
                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                    this thread has taken an odd turn, lol
                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18924

                      #55
                      Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                      Dont look at me!!

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                      • AndyH
                        Platinum Poster
                        • May 2005
                        • 1786

                        #56
                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                        Originally posted by Dhar_2
                        ^ but didnt u just reply!!!
                        I didnt actually directly reply to his post, I just addressed my comment at him in general
                        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #57
                          Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....


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                          • AndyH
                            Platinum Poster
                            • May 2005
                            • 1786

                            #58
                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                            Originally posted by Dhar_2
                            might be your ideal, but definitely my worst!!!
                            Its only ur worst nightmare coz its empty and not full of a 12" cock
                            [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18924

                              #59
                              Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                              ^ u are one sick mofo!!!

                              but andy at least we know how u think!!!

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                              • lilsensa
                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 6675

                                #60
                                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                Waking up to a call telling me that a good friend of mine had been killed by a drunk driver the night before.
                                RIP ~ Steve James







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