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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786
    #61
    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

    Originally posted by Dhar_2
    ^ u are one sick mofo!!!
    Cheers mate
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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      • AndyH
        Platinum Poster
        • May 2005
        • 1786
        #62
        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

        Originally posted by lilsensa
        Waking up to a call telling me that a good friend of mine had been killed by a drunk driver the night before.
        That is one of the worst for sure
        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • lilsensa
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6675
            #63
            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

            ^^Yeah, I thought I was having a nightmare, so I hung up on her....Then when I woke up, I realized what happened, and called her back and found out the "real" news.....
            RIP ~ Steve James







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              • nsite
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 296
                #64
                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                Originally posted by Garrick
                9/11... surreal.
                think this is the same for me. my alarm was on radio and it was already all over the airwaves. i still remember that morning like it was yesterday.
                ...I love you when you're not masterminding my downfall

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                  • threehills
                    I heart Lollergirl
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 3641
                    #65
                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                    Originally posted by ZenAustin777
                    I've been awakened by a blowjob ,, its pretty painfull ... worst experience ever ,, lol ........
                    God, some gorilla trying to force his cock in your mouth, how traumatic! Was it hard to breath?
                    It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                      • AntonyM
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 6415
                        #66
                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                        Originally posted by Jibgolly
                        beling slapped in the face by a friend while near death on a downtown tampa street in a serious GHB hole. never did that shit since.
                        Not a pretty place to be
                        Originally posted by Shpira
                        So came back last night...
                        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                        Originally posted by Illuminate
                        Let me get this straight.

                        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                        Am I close here?

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18924
                            #67
                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                            ^ yeah i heard downtown tampa isnt very plesant!!

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                              • Yao
                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 8167
                                #68
                                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                BB gun pallet in my ass crack after a night of boozing...I chased my brother all around the campingsite.
                                Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                                There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                                  • Kamal
                                    Administrator
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 28835
                                    #69
                                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                    I guess your nick was painfully yelled out that morning eh
                                    www.mjwebhosting.com

                                    Jib says:
                                    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                    Originally posted by ace_dl
                                    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                                      • Yao
                                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 8167
                                        #70
                                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                        Hell yeah...and chasin someone while having a splitting headache isn't exactly the coolest second thing to do in the morning
                                        Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                                        There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                                          • KMS
                                            Fresh Peossy
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 25
                                            #71
                                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                            Last week, during an afternoon nap, I woke up and scratched my head as it was itchy. After a short moment, I realized something was crawling in my hair......it was an f'ing bee...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooo grosse grosse grosse grosse!!!!

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                                              • k3n3
                                                Getting Somewhere
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 189
                                                #72
                                                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                Booked a room at a hotel in Miami a few weeks ago, a friend was getting married and the reception was in the hotel's huge, main hall... Overall, an impressive affair...

                                                Passed out after a healthy night of boozing around 4am...

                                                Awoken at approximately 7:30 am, by the sound of a (30 story) building demolition / explosion, a mere 200 yards away...

                                                Brought back shades of 9/11... A loud explosion, the ground shaking, and an overall shitty feeling... Added to an already painful hang-over...
                                                Q: What do Osama and Obama have in common???
                                                A: They both have a friend that blew up the Pentagon!

                                                http://dontvoteobama.net

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                                                  • fumanchu182
                                                    Angantyr The Ruthless
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 962
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                    Worst way I woke up was in a Jersey City jail cell laying face first on the floor and my hands in cuffs, I was so sore I couldn't even roll over to sit up and get on a bench.
                                                    The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                                                      • Dhar_2
                                                        meat and potatoes
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 18924
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                        Originally posted by fumanchu182
                                                        Worst way I woke up was in a Jersey City jail cell laying face first on the floor and my hands in cuffs, I was so sore I couldn't even roll over to sit up and get on a bench.
                                                        sore where though???

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                                                          • Dhar_2
                                                            meat and potatoes
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 18924
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                            being woken 5/6 times last night by the misses because she had a stomach ache has taken its toll. I'm in a foul mood and very fucking irritable!!!

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