Originally posted by rewing3
Why i fired my secratary
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Originally posted by MJDubWe need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories!"Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."Comment
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Originally posted by DreamGirlieOriginally posted by MJDubWe need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories!http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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Wow. That is any guys worst night mare. That's funny. Should have gone back to her place. AHHH . I cant stop laughing. What do u do? I would just laugh. Look at my wife, put my clothes on and go to the club.Comment
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