Why i fired my secratary

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  • ubiqe
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1731

    #16
    Originally posted by rewing3
    Great Story but it was on here before glad u posted it again. Funny shit.
    Not here. On MS1. And that's why MJ wanted to repost it. So that everybody here may read it.

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    • DJZeke
      Getting Somewhere
      • Jun 2004
      • 165

      #17
      got to take it when you can get it lol
      DJZeke @ SoulSeek

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      • diskofreak
        Gold Gabber
        • Jun 2004
        • 648

        #18

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        • nbpgt
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1044

          #19
          i enjoyed it last time. thanks for the memories

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          • Galapidate
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 366

            #20
            LOL that's a riot

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            • DreamGirlie
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2137

              #21
              Originally posted by MJDub
              We need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories!
              I want them back. Now. Kthxbye
              "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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              • tallinn:express
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 372

                #22
                that`s fun!!!

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                • MJDub
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2765

                  #23
                  Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                  Originally posted by MJDub
                  We need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories!
                  I want them back. Now. Kthxbye
                  Yeah I bet you do.
                  http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                  You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                  "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                  • razvan
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 324

                    #24
                    First time I hear this "classic" story ... All I can say is ... wicked!
                    "I don't know what will be used in the next world war, but the 4th will be fought with stones."

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                    • deeprogressions
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 157

                      #25
                      lmfao that never gets funny, thanks for the laugh ofter today I needed it.

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                      • runningman
                        Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5995

                        #26
                        Wow. That is any guys worst night mare. That's funny. Should have gone back to her place. AHHH . I cant stop laughing. What do u do? I would just laugh. Look at my wife, put my clothes on and go to the club.

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                        • superdave
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1366

                          #27
                          story

                          nice story, but i was surprised some of the board members worked or had jobs good enough that they got a secretary.
                          Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                          • santo26
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 383

                            #28
                            Well is obesly clasic. jeje

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