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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

    Apparently, Michael Bay wrote an unsolicited script for The Dark Knight that was ultimately rejected by Warner Bros. (apologies if repost)









  • simonr
    Transitionator
    • Jun 2004
    • 8796

    #2
    Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

    sigpicSimonR

    This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

      lmao!

      gold. needs more explosions, BOOM< BANG< KAPOW< BOOM<GUNSHOTS BOOM BANG
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
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      • Corven
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4080

        #4
        Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script



        this cant be serious .... its just painful reading the script but sounds like exactly like one of his many other C-Grade movies with A-Grade budget ...
        I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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        • simonr
          Transitionator
          • Jun 2004
          • 8796

          #5
          Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

          It's clearly not a true script (I say, even though I have no knowledge of the writing industry !). The blonde with the huge rack bit makes me think it's a mock-up.
          sigpicSimonR

          This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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          • srbbnd
            Platinum Poster
            • Jul 2005
            • 1088

            #6
            Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

            This cant be real..."Different Direction"
            www.bestfilmsofthe20thcentury.com/

            www.forwardthinkingproduction.com/

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18916

              #7
              Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script


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              • progressive420
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1789

                #8
                Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                That shits funny!!!
                "Always........Dancing in My Mind"

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                • simonr
                  Transitionator
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8796

                  #9
                  Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                  Awesome !

                  [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHsxQJ9ZOo[/youtube]
                  sigpicSimonR

                  This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                  • AntonyM
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 6415

                    #10
                    Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                    They went in a different direction because they did not want the movie to suck, f' Micheal Bay.
                    Originally posted by Shpira
                    So came back last night...
                    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                    Originally posted by Illuminate
                    Let me get this straight.

                    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                    Am I close here?

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                    • ger stokes
                      Gold Gabber
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 547

                      #11
                      Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                      Originally posted by AntonyM
                      They went in a different direction because they did not want the movie to suck, f' Micheal Bay.
                      its a piss take man, relax!
                      https://hearthis.at/gerstokes/

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18916

                        #12
                        Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                        She leans into the engine, exposing her breasts, covered in perspiration.
                        The camera zooms in and out on them, emphatically, a number of times.

                        this shit is gold dust!!

                        maybe bay should do pron. explosions and shakey camera angles!!!

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                        • simonr
                          Transitionator
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8796

                          #13
                          Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                          I prefer "porn" to "pron" !

                          I assume pron is italian dirty movies Dhar !
                          sigpicSimonR

                          This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                          • 88Mariner
                            My dick is smaller
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 7128

                            #14
                            Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                            that's the funniest shit evar.

                            how could anyone take this so seriously as to think it was legit?????
                            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                            ----PEACE-----

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                            • shosh
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4668

                              #15
                              Re: Michael Bay's Rejected &quot;The Dark Knight&quot; Script

                              Originally posted by 88Mariner
                              that's the funniest shit evar.

                              how could anyone take this so seriously as to think it was legit?????
                              lol beats me

                              God damn man, which side are you on?

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