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Έι, πούστρες,
Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.
Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.
Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
Hey Murderers,
My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses
Hey Drongos,
My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any phanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC , and have a banging hot Shiela (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Shiela
shosh caught chuck norris maphaxfapping his epeen then dealt him all jokers in a no limit holdem' tourney. s ftw !1one1 .. the dhar cocksmacked vin diesel ?
shosh caught chuck norris maphaxfapping his epeen then dealt him all jokers in a no limit holdem' tourney. s ftw !1one1 .. the dhar cocksmacked vin diesel ?
My name is Jesus, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent people who spend every second of their day looked upon by the Father above. You are everything righteous in the world. Honestly, have any of you even committed a sin? I mean, I guess it's virtuous making war on people because of their heresy, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than going door-to-door to tell others the Good News.
Don't be a stranger. Just come unto me with your arms open. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a multitude of followers, and am the son of God. What books do you read, other than "The Bible"? I also got resurrected, and have a banging hot virgin mother (She just praised me; Shit was SO humble). You are all Christ-warriors who should just spread the Good Word. Thanks for listening.
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shit was so cash July 30, 2008 06:19:46 PM stupid ass thread dickhead
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