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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668
    #76
    Re: shit was so cash

    Originally posted by MJDub


    Hey Faggots,

    My name is Michael Phelps, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Shawn Johnson. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gone for a swim? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than winning a silver medal to China.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was best swimmer on the Olympic team, and I've won over 9000 gold medals. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pics of Shawn Johnson and Nastia"? I also get tons of Gold Medal's, and have a banging hot olympic record (I just set a new one; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic related: It's me and my gold medal.
    lolz

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      • stencil_cp
        Addiction started
        • Aug 2005
        • 408
        #77
        Re: shit was so cash

        man, and i thought jerking off on facebook was fun...

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          • shosh
            Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 4668
            #78
            Re: shit was so cash



            Hey Assholes,

            My name is Brian Alvarez, and I lost over 100 pounds with the Bowflex. All of you are ugly, retarded, obese losers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. Unlike you fags, I am not embarrassed to take my shirt off. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, take me for example, I love laughing at my friends who are fat like you guys. I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.

            Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Now that I have a Bowflex Body, I look better, I feel better... My wife gives me that little wink every now and then. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bowflex). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

            Pic Related: It's me after going from a size 38 to a size 30 with the Bowflex Home Gym.

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              • shosh
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4668
                #79
                Re: shit was so cash



                Hey Faggots,
                My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. Especially you, Brian. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever lost any weight? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Super Size Me.

                Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I got my free sub card punched more times than your mom's fucked vagrants. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to stupid porn"? I also get the combo every time, and have a banging hot cashier (She just gave me an extra bag of chips; Shit was PAID FOR WITH cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

                Pic Related: It's me and my delicious Subway sandwich.

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                  • Kamal
                    Administrator
                    • May 2002
                    • 28833
                    #80
                    Re: shit was so cash



                    Originally posted by shosh


                    Hey Faggots,
                    My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. Especially you, Brian. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever lost any weight? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Super Size Me.

                    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I got my free sub card punched more times than your mom's fucked vagrants. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to stupid porn"? I also get the combo every time, and have a banging hot cashier (She just gave me an extra bag of chips; Shit was PAID FOR WITH cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

                    Pic Related: It's me and my delicious Subway sandwich.
                    www.mjwebhosting.com

                    Jib says:
                    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                    Originally posted by ace_dl
                    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                      • rainman
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 1869
                        #81
                        Re: shit was so cash

                        Originally posted by shosh


                        Hey Assholes,

                        My name is Brian Alvarez, and I lost over 100 pounds with the Bowflex. All of you are ugly, retarded, obese losers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. Unlike you fags, I am not embarrassed to take my shirt off. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, take me for example, I love laughing at my friends who are fat like you guys. I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.

                        Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Now that I have a Bowflex Body, I look better, I feel better... My wife gives me that little wink every now and then. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bowflex). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

                        Pic Related: It's me after going from a size 38 to a size 30 with the Bowflex Home Gym.
                        my favorite!!! spot on, well done.

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