"Man pleads guilty to sex with horse

[turban]

hahahahaha that is fucking NASTY.

I wonder if it nagged at him afterwards?

Not sure but I bet the dude that did it is quit un-stable.

[Steve Graham]

Imagine being this bloke after he gets out, and tries to go to a pub and hits on a girl.. then someone walks up and says.. "Hey arent you the sick fuck that was done for screwing a horse?"

oh shit, the look on his face would be priceless. What could he say?

"well, I was wasted, and the mare looked really cute prancing around the field"

[picklemonkey]

:ROFLMAO:
^ then he turns back to this chick he's hitting on, and says "baby, you're leaving me breathless! what's your number?"

[skahound]

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Ah, reminds me of a joke I think Marky Star would enjoy:

A guy is sitting on a bench overlooking a harbor. Another gentleman sits down next to him, notices the glum look on his face and says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Guy responds, "You see that pier over there? I built that with my own bare hands. I drove the pylons, laid the wood, and hammered every nail. But do you think people call me 'Joe the pier builder'?"

Second guy listens and then says, "So that's what's making you so miserable?"

First guy responds again, "You see that bridge over there? I built that too with my own bare hands. I erected the steel, fastened every bolt and even laid the asphalt. But do you think people call me 'Joe the bridge builder'?"

Second guys listens intently and then asks, "Well why does that make you so sad?"

First guy looks at him and says, "Well, you see that boat over there? I designed and built the entire thing myself. I crafted the hull, stitched the sails, and painted the entire thing. Do you think I'm called 'Joe the boat builder'? No. But you fuck one donkey..."

[Garrick]

^ i'm in stitches.

[muggeh]

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They should have that guy get fucked by a horse, now that would be fair

[MJ]

Not sure but I bet the dude that did it is quit un-stable.

Eewww

[bedrizzock]

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I don't get why all of you are making such a big deal about fucking some horse. I mean, we all get lonely sometimes don't we?! I mean, i remember one time I was in El Paso i guess, and I had nobody...and we're talking nobody (side from my hand which was blistered and worn out anyway)...so i ask the motel manager, "Where can i find some horse?" and he forwardly replied, "You can find tons of horse down on the strip! Blonde horse, brunette horse, crack horse, shaved horse". So I went down there and I don't know what all of you think is so disgusting but it was the best lay of my life!

[MJ]

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^^

[LoUiS]

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That guy is fucking sick:P

[pilot]

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This is too good. The guy is in prision. When someone asks him why he's there, his reply is "bangin a horse" hahahaahahaha

What sick minded fool would actually try to mount a horse???

Sexually mount that is...

LOL

[pilot]

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Oh, and we cant forget to mention that he must have had some DAMN good X!!!!!!!!

[picklemonkey]

or it was bunk as fuck

[rewing3]

Man civic zen has moved up from sheep to horses now. Damn he really needs some help. LOL.