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My vote is for McCarver
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Madden!
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Re: Another vs. thread
sorry to be slow...
who are they???
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Both are color commentators for U.S. sports televison. John Madden = Football (American) and Tim McCarver = BaseballA good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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madden. captain obvious to the rescueComment
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madden.
"when players get tackled, they sometimes take their time getting up off the ground, because the grass omits oxygen and helps the players catch their breath"
no line has ever been more golden than this falling out of john maddens fat headed mouthComment
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Madden hands down.. He cant finish a sentence wothout trying to start another one, because he forgot what he was talking about. Where is that other thread that had a perfect example of a Madden Rant.
Ska, I think you were on it too. where I brought up how madden circled a bloody pigeon on the screen on a thanksgiving game
EDIT--- by skahound, from another thread
<Madden> Well, yeah...you see...the team...the team that scores the most points...not the fewest points...but what a great ball-carrier Jamal Lewis is...he can score at will...and if he can do that...and the Ravens score the most points...then they'll win. But they have to score the most points.
<Al Michaels> Good point John.Comment
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Yeah, I definitely find Madden more humurous of the two. I have however, never wanted to throw my t.v. through a fucking window so much as the last 5 nights everytime that waste of human flesh McCarver opens his ear-piercing, nasal-sounding mouth. I just laugh at Madden and wonder what he's gonna come up with next; but when McCarver speaks I mainline some morphine.A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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EDIT--- by skahound, from another thread
<Madden> Well, yeah...you see...BOOM!...the team...the team that scores the most points...not the fewest points...but what a great ball-carrier Jamal Lewis is...BOOM!...he can score at will...and if he can do that...BOOM!...and the Ravens score the most points...then, BOOM!, they'll win. But they have to score the most points.
I think there were a few words missing from this quote, so I've taken the liberty of putting them back in.Comment
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madden for prez!!...
well to me the best anouncers are gary thorne and bill clement and barry melrose for the color comentating......
most annoying ..
jim fox (kings hockey guy), the way he finishes his sentences annoys the crap out of me
don emerick (fox hockey guy, little dude with glasses)Comment
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I dont know any of them ....... lol!SauerkrautComment
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McGuyver every time.Comment
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