2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

[patriddell]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

[ian]

Did you see it reached ?10,000,000 yesterday?!

They must have cancelled the stupid bids cos it's now back down to a (still quite ridiculous) ?590!

I love the wording of it

I've been invited to the wedding of a mate of mine who I used to know really well until he started going out with the girl he's going to marry. She's a dog. No really.

[FM]

must be one hell of a wedding

I'm getting a lot of questions, so thanks to everyone who's expressed an interest. Unfortunately I'm going to have to dissappoint most of you by telling you that the bridesmaids are likely to be dogs too. I know, it's a marital travesty. The bride's best mate works in a chippy in Colchester, and they always used to go boozing in Stoke with her aunt who I seem to remember had a penchant for DKNY tracksuits, Pineapple Bacardi Breezers and cafe creme. Now, on the basis there's a 100% certainty that at least one of them is a bridesmaid, there's not a lot of optimisim I can inject, is there? That and the fact that I've heard that 2 of the ushers are now trying to sell their tickets on loot having had the tip off about her mother.

[rewing3]

Funny Shit. I guess anyone will try to sell anything on ebay to get a dollar.

[diskofreak]

Re: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

[arielus]

Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only.


that's why the price dropped that much

[chato]

i just cant imagine anything that will not get sold on ebay! damn!

[johnson3161]

Re: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

lol. More and more people are trying ot sell their tickets. 5 tickets to a wedding they don't want to go to.

[patriddell]

Re: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

It just gets better and better...

Yes there is a dress code ? anything in satin by FILA or UMBRO. Men can substitue ties for big jewellery. Yes the ladies must wear hats ? baseball caps or beanies. There's no vegetarian option, although Pedigree Dry may very well be a starter.

[brakada]

And some very witty Qs & As

Q: Phil, Is this you? What's it all about? Kate
A: Kate, I'm sorry you had to find out how I really feel like this.... Ah just kidding, I'm not Phil.