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  • patriddell
    Fresh Peossy
    • Jun 2004
    • 23

    2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...



  • ian
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 289

    #2
    Did you see it reached ?10,000,000 yesterday?!

    They must have cancelled the stupid bids cos it's now back down to a (still quite ridiculous) ?590!

    I love the wording of it
    Originally posted by ebay seller
    I've been invited to the wedding of a mate of mine who I used to know really well until he started going out with the girl he's going to marry. She's a dog. No really.
    Signature for Rent - ?1/character

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    • FM
      Wooooooo!
      • Jun 2004
      • 5361

      #3
      must be one hell of a wedding

      I'm getting a lot of questions, so thanks to everyone who's expressed an interest. Unfortunately I'm going to have to dissappoint most of you by telling you that the bridesmaids are likely to be dogs too. I know, it's a marital travesty. The bride's best mate works in a chippy in Colchester, and they always used to go boozing in Stoke with her aunt who I seem to remember had a penchant for DKNY tracksuits, Pineapple Bacardi Breezers and cafe creme. Now, on the basis there's a 100% certainty that at least one of them is a bridesmaid, there's not a lot of optimisim I can inject, is there? That and the fact that I've heard that 2 of the ushers are now trying to sell their tickets on loot having had the tip off about her mother.
      FM

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      • rewing3
        I really don't care
        • Jun 2004
        • 5504

        #4
        Funny Shit. I guess anyone will try to sell anything on ebay to get a dollar.
        Common Sense is not Common at all.

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        • diskofreak
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 648

          #5
          Re: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

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          • arielus
            He's back, in Pog form
            • Jun 2004
            • 4281

            #6
            Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only.


            that's why the price dropped that much
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            • chato
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 815

              #7
              i just cant imagine anything that will not get sold on ebay! damn!
              ...enjoy every single second

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              • johnson3161
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 195

                #8
                Re: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

                lol. More and more people are trying ot sell their tickets. 5 tickets to a wedding they don't want to go to.

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                • patriddell
                  Fresh Peossy
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 23

                  #9
                  Re: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to...

                  It just gets better and better...

                  Yes there is a dress code ? anything in satin by FILA or UMBRO. Men can substitue ties for big jewellery. Yes the ladies must wear hats ? baseball caps or beanies. There's no vegetarian option, although Pedigree Dry may very well be a starter.

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                  • brakada
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 622

                    #10
                    And some very witty Qs & As

                    Q: Phil, Is this you? What's it all about? Kate
                    A: Kate, I'm sorry you had to find out how I really feel like this.... Ah just kidding, I'm not Phil.
                    We shall boldly dance, where no man has danced before..."

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