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my mum sends me loads of forwards every week (she and all her sisters are on this group that exchanges funnies). got this one today (esp considering its going like two buckets of ass at work) - thought it was pretty spot on
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day [everybody has those days], try this :
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully. You will notice the following statement in small print :
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized.'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times : 'I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day [everybody has those days], try this :
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully. You will notice the following statement in small print :
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized.'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times : 'I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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