John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

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  • k3n3
    Getting Somewhere
    • Dec 2007
    • 189

    #46
    Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

    Originally posted by toasty
    What I look down upon is ignorance. What I look down upon is those who carry themselves with an unearned air of self-importance.

    When I watched the Democratic convention, I saw real people, an actual cross-section of America. I know some of the delegates who went from Missouri, and they are regular people with regular jobs. The GOP convention, by contrast, looked like a bunch of party insiders (if you take out the veterans, who were not the subject of my initial post) who sit at their desk with their suit jacket on and engage in competitive consumption. It is the very definition of cliche.
    So if I understand this correctly, if they don't think like you, look like you, or if they have some mischevious "party insider" grin on their face or some evil look of self-importance, then they are to be looked down upon with contempt?

    What exactly are "real" people anyway? Living down here in south florida I must have forgotten what they look like...

    "Real" people must be the ones that think like you, vote like you, and look like you...
    How very progressive...
    Q: What do Osama and Obama have in common???
    A: They both have a friend that blew up the Pentagon!

    http://dontvoteobama.net

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    • ddr
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 7006

      #47
      Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

      i watched the last 15 minutes or so... found it boring and full of bullshit =\

      i also loved the sign in the crowd that said "MAVRICK" rofl
      "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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      • k3n3
        Getting Somewhere
        • Dec 2007
        • 189

        #48
        Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

        Originally posted by toasty
        Hey, isn't that guy a professor of teaching things or something at the University of Chicago? Whoops, that makes him a part of the dangerous "academia" class, so nevermind, my bad.
        oh shit, my bad...

        I had him mixed up with some terrorist guy who bombed some buildings... oops
        Q: What do Osama and Obama have in common???
        A: They both have a friend that blew up the Pentagon!

        http://dontvoteobama.net

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        • 88Mariner
          My dick is smaller
          • Nov 2006
          • 7128

          #49
          Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

          Originally posted by ddr
          i watched the last 15 minutes or so... found it boring and full of bullshit =\

          i also loved the sign in the crowd that said "MAVRICK" rofl
          shenanigans. pics or shut the fuck up. but major points for pics
          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

          ----PEACE-----

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #50
            Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

            Here's a recap of tonights speech

            I am a victim, a dedicated if imperfect servant of my country, not perfected until I realized that the State is far more important than I am, I love peace, I hate war, I will wage war, I will smite the Muslims, I will kill the Russians, I will strike down anyone who fails to bow the knee to me, I will drill, I will build nuclear power plants, I will care for the jobless, the homeless, the bankrupt, the sick, the oil men, the bankers, the arms merchants, the soldiers, the lobbyists; I was a POW, I bear the scars of Jesus on my body, I was wounded, I was hurt, I was crippled, I was jailed, I was tortured, I was imprisoned, I was gaoled, I was in captivity, I was behind bars, I was held against my will, except when I decided to stay, I told nothing, I told nothing, I told everything, country first, country first, freedom, low taxes, I will stand at your side, not in front of you, world empire, everything for the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State, hail me, hail me, hail me.
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • toasty
              Sir Toastiness
              • Jun 2004
              • 6585

              #51
              Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

              Originally posted by k3n3
              So if I understand this correctly, if they don't think like you, look like you, or if they have some mischevious "party insider" grin on their face or some evil look of self-importance, then they are to be looked down upon with contempt?

              What exactly are "real" people anyway? Living down here in south florida I must have forgotten what they look like...

              "Real" people must be the ones that think like you, vote like you, and look like you...
              How very progressive...
              Listen dude, I'm an attorney in the real world and am myself very politically involved, so they actually look exactly like me, and I spend every fucking day of my life dealing with these self-absorbed pricks. And by "these self-absorbed pricks," I mean literally these very same self-absorbed pricks -- saw a lot of familiar faces when they panned across the MO delegation.

              So I'm actually harping on people that are in some respects very much like me -- the primary difference is that I don't believe my own bullshit about how awesome I am.

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              • ddr
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 7006

                #52
                Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                Originally posted by 88Mariner
                shenanigans. pics or shut the fuck up. but major points for pics
                it said "MAVRICK" i swear to god.

                if i have to download this piece of shit video to freeze frame it for you i will.

                but it said "MAVRICK"
                "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #53
                  Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                  awesome!!!! hahaha. bunch of morans, they.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • toasty
                    Sir Toastiness
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6585

                    #54
                    Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                    Originally posted by ddr
                    it said "MAVRICK" i swear to god.

                    if i have to download this piece of shit video to freeze frame it for you i will.

                    but it said "MAVRICK"
                    I can confirm that -- saw it near the end of the speech on NBC...

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                    • 88Mariner
                      My dick is smaller
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 7128

                      #55
                      Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game




                      FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!!!!
                      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                      ----PEACE-----

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                      • MJDub
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2765

                        #56
                        Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                        Originally posted by 88Mariner
                        Waiting for the accompanying "GOOS" and "ISEMAN" signs. Fucking LOL!
                        http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                        • 88Mariner
                          My dick is smaller
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7128

                          #57
                          Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                          Originally posted by MJDub
                          Waiting for the accompanying "GOOS" and "ISEMAN" signs. Fucking LOL!
                          DOUBLE OR NOTHING!!!!

                          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                          ----PEACE-----

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                          • MJDub
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2765

                            #58
                            Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                            Originally posted by 88Mariner
                            DOUBLE OR NOTHING!!!!

                            AHHHAHAHAHA!!

                            Ameeeeeewica

                            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                            • MJDub
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2765

                              #59
                              Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                              In all seriousness though, I think the best drinking game bar-none would be "Try To Find The Minorities at the RNC." If you find one of them, everybody else has to drink a fifth of vodka.
                              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                              • Jenks
                                I'm kind of a big deal.
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 10250

                                #60
                                Re: John McCain Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

                                ^The Republicans struggled to find one minority to put on the stage during the convention. The only guy they had stayed in the south to prepare for hurricane stuff. So, they had not one minority. lol. Not ONE??? Nice work guys. Panning through the crowd, the obligatory shots of veterans with their hats on got to be a bit much imo. They also kept giving shots of the same group of young college aged girls, as if to say, "see, we have young people that support us too." The rest of the crowd needed a diaper change and a new bottle of oxygen.

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