I said when I get some funny shit, I'll post it... here we go...
My friends,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, liberal, democrats who spend every second of their day trying to pass healthcare reform. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cheated on your wives? I mean, I guess it's fun surrendering to terrorists, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse spending five years in a vietnamese prison.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a war hero, and a war hero. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Barack Obama"? I also graduated next-to-last in my class, and have a banging hot running mate (She just gave birth to a kid; Shit was SO pro-life). You are all gooks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
NSFW: http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7...ngpalinqa6.jpg
My friends,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, liberal, democrats who spend every second of their day trying to pass healthcare reform. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cheated on your wives? I mean, I guess it's fun surrendering to terrorists, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse spending five years in a vietnamese prison.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a war hero, and a war hero. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Barack Obama"? I also graduated next-to-last in my class, and have a banging hot running mate (She just gave birth to a kid; Shit was SO pro-life). You are all gooks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
NSFW: http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7...ngpalinqa6.jpg
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