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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668
    #1

    shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

    I said when I get some funny shit, I'll post it... here we go...



    My friends,

    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, liberal, democrats who spend every second of their day trying to pass healthcare reform. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cheated on your wives? I mean, I guess it's fun surrendering to terrorists, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse spending five years in a vietnamese prison.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a war hero, and a war hero. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Barack Obama"? I also graduated next-to-last in my class, and have a banging hot running mate (She just gave birth to a kid; Shit was SO pro-life). You are all gooks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch


















    NSFW: http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7...ngpalinqa6.jpg
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    • shosh
      Banned
      • Jun 2004
      • 4668
      #2
      Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition







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        • 88Mariner
          My dick is smaller
          • Nov 2006
          • 7128
          #3
          Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

          ----PEACE-----

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            • i!!ustrious
              I got some N64 Games Yo!!
              • Mar 2008
              • 12308
              #4
              Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

              Originally posted by shosh
              I said when I get some funny shit, I'll post it... here we go...



              My friends,

              My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, liberal, democrats who spend every second of their day trying to pass healthcare reform. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cheated on your wives? I mean, I guess it's fun surrendering to terrorists, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse spending five years in a vietnamese prison.

              Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a war hero, and a war hero. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Barack Obama"? I also graduated next-to-last in my class, and have a banging hot running mate (She just gave birth to a kid; Shit was SO pro-life). You are all gooks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

              Pic Related: It's me and my bitch


















              NSFW: http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7...ngpalinqa6.jpg

              hahahah megalulz. palin's daughter just got interweb-owned . lmao at wack mc bros and brohoes.
              (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128
                  #5
                  Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                  that's palin's daughter. there's another picture of her with a guy holding a bag of weed.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                    • thesightless
                      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13567
                      #6
                      Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                      this is straight off milfhunter

                      she is pretty fucking hot for her age.

                      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                      download that. deep shit listed there

                      my dick is its own superhero.

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                        • 88Mariner
                          My dick is smaller
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7128
                          #7
                          Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                          there's a holly bush under the stars tho.
                          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                          ----PEACE-----

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                            • thesightless
                              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13567
                              #8
                              Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                              i dont care, i'll bring the disposable BIC myself.
                              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                              download that. deep shit listed there

                              my dick is its own superhero.

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                                • i!!ustrious
                                  I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 12308
                                  #9
                                  Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                                  ^^^^fixed my sloppy typo, thx 88. but i agree she is gilf in that one^.

                                  is that phelps smokin a cig in the background
                                  (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                    • Kamal
                                      Administrator
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 28835
                                      #10
                                      Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                                      isnt that a photochop?
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                                        • thesightless
                                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 13567
                                          #11
                                          Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                                          dont.care. i have a SERIOUS issue with older women. if she is 30-45 and not a slob.... well, i have made some mistakes in my life......
                                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                                          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                                          download that. deep shit listed there

                                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                                            • shosh
                                              Banned
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 4668
                                              #12
                                              Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition











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                                                • day_for_night
                                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 4127
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                                                  love it.

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                                                    • MJDub
                                                      Are you Kidding me??
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 2765
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                                                      I'm MJDub and I approve this thread. Nice work with getting off the Obama-slamming wagon for the briefest of moments, shosh. Hilarious shit.

                                                      This is kinda hot.

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                                                      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                                                      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                                                        • Dhar_2
                                                          meat and potatoes
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 18919
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

                                                          guess it would be quite funny if i could be arsed to inform myself on your boring ass american politics!

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