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Hey Republicans, My name is Barack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are old, white, no-life conservatives who spend every second of their day looking at McCain’s POW stories. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 80,000 people crowds? I mean, I guess it's fun staying in Iraq for 100 more years, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 8 years of George W. Bush.
Don't be a capitalist. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of the Harvard Law Review, and I’m the Democratic candidate for the 2008 Presidency. What political positions have you held, other than "send money to political action committees to help the Republican campaign as I beat my meat to pictures of Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter"? I also believe in socialized health care, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO Marxist). You are all right-wing neo-cons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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