So I'm walking home from the club this morning (went to see a local techno/house dj, Matt Coleridge) and walk past a guy that just puked and his buds are sitting near him waiting. I look at the puking dude and stupidly make eye contact with his friend who asks me pleadingly to take me home with him. I smile and walk on. Then he says I'll ride you, I promise...better yet you can ride me. I don't reply and keep on going about my merry way. Then some guy crosses the street towards me and starts yapping and walking along beside me. What's a pretty girl like you walking alone at this time? Well, I'm going home. Oh...can I come with you? Um..no (I'm walking faster now) Then he's asking me for a smooch and a hug. Fuck! I cut him off and cross the street and lose him. What the fuck? Fucken 4:30 in the morning and I gotta deal with that shit. Desparados. I guess maybe 1 out of 99 times it must work for them. Btw, the club is a couple of blocks from my house and along a very busy street at all hours.
Funny yet disturbing.
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Comment
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Men under the influence of alcohol/drugs really have no honor left in them...Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Comment
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Oh shit, that girl was YOU??? If I'd known I'd have been a bit more polite in trying to pick you up! lol
Seriously though thats messed up. Sucks that you had to go through that. Was the night at least a good one (before that)?Comment
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Oh yeah...I had a great time hanging out with friends, having a few drinks and shaking our tail feathers! It really was a great night and I would normally take a cab home but it just didn't seem worth it for the short distance. The second dude that approached me was the real creep. Nice enough looking guy but he was the touchy grabby sort. He's lucky he didn't get kicked in the nuts. Like I said, it's a busy street and there were other people around so I didn't feel threatened at all just sort of dirty.Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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lol damn, you should be packn' the bear mace. love is not touchiness/sentimental/attachment <<that is ghey.(((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))Comment
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