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  • chanty
    John, John, where art thou!
    • Jun 2004
    • 4622

    Funny yet disturbing.

    So I'm walking home from the club this morning (went to see a local techno/house dj, Matt Coleridge) and walk past a guy that just puked and his buds are sitting near him waiting. I look at the puking dude and stupidly make eye contact with his friend who asks me pleadingly to take me home with him. I smile and walk on. Then he says I'll ride you, I promise...better yet you can ride me. I don't reply and keep on going about my merry way. Then some guy crosses the street towards me and starts yapping and walking along beside me. What's a pretty girl like you walking alone at this time? Well, I'm going home. Oh...can I come with you? Um..no (I'm walking faster now) Then he's asking me for a smooch and a hug. Fuck! I cut him off and cross the street and lose him. What the fuck? Fucken 4:30 in the morning and I gotta deal with that shit. Desparados. I guess maybe 1 out of 99 times it must work for them. Btw, the club is a couple of blocks from my house and along a very busy street at all hours.
    Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....
  • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Oct 2005
    • 3087

    #2
    Re: Funny yet disturbing.

    "Desparados" ... Hi Chanty ... Boy's will be Boy's.. By the way yes walking home soooo late by yourself is not good. Funny though how men react when they see a girl by themselves

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    • Dzone
      Platinum Poster
      • Jul 2004
      • 1978

      #3
      Re: Funny yet disturbing.

      And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl
      ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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      • feather
        Shanghai ooompa loompa
        • Jul 2004
        • 20895

        #4
        Re: Funny yet disturbing.

        a/s/l?

        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

        Originally posted by Hoff
        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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        • Yao
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8167

          #5
          Re: Funny yet disturbing.

          Men under the influence of alcohol/drugs really have no honor left in them...
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          • feather
            Shanghai ooompa loompa
            • Jul 2004
            • 20895

            #6
            Re: Funny yet disturbing.

            Originally posted by Yao
            Men under the influence of alcohol/drugs really have no honor left in them...



            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

            Originally posted by Hoff
            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
              Re: Funny yet disturbing.

              ^

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #8
                Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                Originally posted by Dzone
                And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl
                just realising this? lol


                and Chanty.. they probably spent all their money on girls at the club and are going home alone, lol

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18917

                  #9
                  Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                  Originally posted by Dzone
                  And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl
                  or lots of gay folk hang around in chanty's area!

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                  • 88Mariner
                    My dick is smaller
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 7128

                    #10
                    Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                    Originally posted by Dzone
                    And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl

                    no shit? context is key imo....
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                    • DancingQueen
                      AVB FanClub | President
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4061

                      #11
                      Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                      Glad you ditched the losers Chanty! I hate coming out of the clubs in TO alone...all these creepy, desperado guys waiting to pounce on their pray for the evening, pathetic!

                      Originally posted by feather


                      Nice one Feather. Couldn't of said it better myself! lol
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                      • raver_mania
                        Watch out....I'm trying to sense here
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 216

                        #12
                        Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                        Oh shit, that girl was YOU??? If I'd known I'd have been a bit more polite in trying to pick you up! lol

                        Seriously though thats messed up. Sucks that you had to go through that. Was the night at least a good one (before that)?

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                        • chanty
                          John, John, where art thou!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4622

                          #13
                          Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                          Oh yeah...I had a great time hanging out with friends, having a few drinks and shaking our tail feathers! It really was a great night and I would normally take a cab home but it just didn't seem worth it for the short distance. The second dude that approached me was the real creep. Nice enough looking guy but he was the touchy grabby sort. He's lucky he didn't get kicked in the nuts. Like I said, it's a busy street and there were other people around so I didn't feel threatened at all just sort of dirty.
                          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                          • i!!ustrious
                            I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 12308

                            #14
                            Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                            lol damn, you should be packn' the bear mace. love is not touchiness/sentimental/attachment <<that is ghey.
                            (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                            • chanty
                              John, John, where art thou!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4622

                              #15
                              Re: Funny yet disturbing.

                              ^What's love got to do, got to do with it? O o o...
                              Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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