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thesightless

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right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

September 12, 2008, 04:58:32 AM

this isnt fair, my roomie works with a strip[per and she fell asleep in my bed thinking i was sleeping at my brothers house....;

FUCK ME LIFE IS SHITTING ON ME.

there is a cleaqr moral dilemma here.... one that if i win i clearly lose.........
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chanty help!!! you arfe my last moral bastion..

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chuckc

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September 12, 2008, 05:00:32 AM

Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

man hit that up....
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Delsantos

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September 12, 2008, 05:43:36 AM

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I had sex with a stripper on a one-night-stand sorta' thing. Wasn't that great, but maybe that was my fault, lol.
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threehills

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September 12, 2008, 07:24:48 AM

Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

tell her there is a free bag of coke on the kitchen table, that will get her out of your bed right quick.

It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.
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September 12, 2008, 07:36:23 AM

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^^

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September 12, 2008, 07:44:46 AM

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go get some cocaine, share it with her, and report back later.
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Homegrove

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September 12, 2008, 08:03:34 AM

Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

Originally posted by thesightless

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I think you're onto something right there.

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September 12, 2008, 08:08:52 AM

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just put it in, she'll wake up

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September 12, 2008, 08:17:02 AM

Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

Originally posted by clintlove

just put it in, she'll wake up

and if she doesnt, then you've got a real problem
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chanty

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September 12, 2008, 08:20:50 AM

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So...what happened?

Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....
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September 12, 2008, 08:33:38 AM

Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

Originally posted by Steve Graham

and if she doesnt, then you've got a real problem

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88Mariner

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September 12, 2008, 09:04:02 AM

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see if she's alive

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September 12, 2008, 09:24:22 AM

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tsi tsi tsi....nasty boyz
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September 12, 2008, 09:43:03 AM

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is your roommate a stripper?
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September 12, 2008, 10:05:43 AM

Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

pics or stfu
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