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"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl." -
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I was waiting for that one
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And you thought there was no god!Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cieloComment
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hit it, then quit itComment
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last nigt.... out of control... just woke up.. clearly missed work....
my roomie bartends with this stripper gail. OK. we were all out and got SHITFACED, poto, like shitfaced as in the aforementioned evening. my friend got realy bad and the staff tossed him, and he drove....
one by one ppl disappeared and when me and my roomie kris got home i walked into by room to change into shorts, drop my pants, and turn on the light to grab the shorts when i realize i made my bedsheets up and now they werent.
needless to say i pulled a ron burgundy, stayed classy and slept on the couch. motherfucker, she whipped out her beautiful fake boobies last night more than once and i had an animal house moment debating between the angel on my left shoulder and the devil on my right.....
in the end, the lesson is.... alchoholism actually tends to be fun..your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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your life is an occasion, rise to it.
Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
download that. deep shit listed there
my dick is its own superhero.Comment
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this thread is hilarious
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