right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

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  • runningman
    Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
    • Jun 2004
    • 5995

    #31
    Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

    Originally posted by Jibgolly
    go get some cocaine, share it with her, and report back later.

    Great Call!! HAHAHA

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    • Taylor Norris
      Platinum Poster
      • Oct 2005
      • 1375

      #32
      Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

      Originally posted by thesightless
      needless to say i pulled a ron burgundy, stayed classy and slept on the couch.

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      • raver_mania
        Watch out....I'm trying to sense here
        • Aug 2004
        • 216

        #33
        Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

        Pics???

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        • threehills
          I heart Lollergirl
          • Jun 2005
          • 3641

          #34
          Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

          was this her?

          It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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          • Taylor Norris
            Platinum Poster
            • Oct 2005
            • 1375

            #35
            Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

            ^

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            • MJDub
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 2765

              #36
              Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

              Originally posted by threehills
              was this her?

              Marylin Manson with tits
              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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              • hypoluxxa
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 3371

                #37
                Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                Don't you sleep naked Sean...

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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20901

                  #38
                  Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                  Should've gone for it, God's way of balancing out the ulcer.

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                  • Bender420
                    Tickle me Elmo!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1512

                    #39
                    Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                    should've checked her temperature, i.e. stuck your thumb up her ass! if nothing else that would've sent her the message that she shouldn't have crawled in your bed without asking!
                    Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                    "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                    • res0nat0r
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • May 2006
                      • 14475

                      #40
                      Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                      mr. fister?

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                      • feather
                        Shanghai ooompa loompa
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 20901

                        #41
                        Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                        bukkake?

                        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                        Originally posted by Hoff
                        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                        • res0nat0r
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • May 2006
                          • 14475

                          #42
                          Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                          she was a japanese stripper?

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                          • feather
                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 20901

                            #43
                            Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                            Doubt it.

                            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                            Originally posted by Hoff
                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                            • res0nat0r
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • May 2006
                              • 14475

                              #44
                              Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                              good.

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                              • Yao
                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 8167

                                #45
                                Re: right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

                                Next time god grants you your one wish don't pass up the opportunity Sean...but seriously: I wouldn't wanne be bouncing on fake titties anyway, it must feel like your having sex with a waterbed or something.
                                Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

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