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**Steve Graham** · September 16, 2008, 10:39:36 AM

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“nukular".. LOL
what a complete tool, he's a lawyer? that's My Cousin Vinny without the charisma, lol

**k3n3** · September 16, 2008, 12:23:44 PM

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Originally posted by toasty

tragedy befalls a lawyer:

GOP Delegate Robbed Blind By Sexy Hero Gal

http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal#more-402785

Check out this dude! He went to the Republican convention in St. Paul, as a delegate from Colorado! He is a 29-year-old attorney. He was real proud of himself, talking to the AP and giving this repulsive little interview to LinkTV. Ha ha ha ha ha, what happened to him is

Good one.. Kinda usually works the other way around (where the attorney robs the innocent), but I wouldn't be suprised to find out if she was a practicing attorney as well...

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator

**Huggie Smiles** · September 16, 2008, 02:15:14 PM

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also from Florida:

Typical Florida Person Creates Year's Best Campaign Sign

http://wonkette.com/402743/typical-florida-person-creates-years-best-campaign-sign

"Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago. 'If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there,' Lacasse said." [ Central Florida News 13 ]

**toasty** · September 16, 2008, 03:47:56 PM

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Originally posted by k3n3

Good one.. Kinda usually works the other way around (where the attorney robs the innocent), but I wouldn't be suprised to find out if she was a practicing attorney as well...

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator

Ooo, wait, I got one, too:

Q. What do you call someone who for some odd reason feels the need to demonize and vilify an entire profession whilst hiding behind the anonymity of an internet forum?
A. Insecure.

**thesightless** · September 16, 2008, 05:43:29 PM

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Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model walking towards them.
"What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to f*** her!"
"Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?

..

**toasty** · September 16, 2008, 05:57:01 PM

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Two lawyers are standing in an elevator together. The door opens, and there is a man there pointing a gun at them who yells, "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR YOU'RE DEAD!!" One lawyer reaches into his wallet, grabs some bills and gives it to his friend.

The other lawyer says, "What's this for?"

The first lawyer replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."

**DIDI** · September 16, 2008, 08:35:09 PM

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Originally posted by Huggie Smiles

also from Florida:

Typical Florida Person Creates Year's Best Campaign Sign

http://wonkette.com/402743/typical-florida-person-creates-years-best-campaign-sign

"Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago. 'If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there,' Lacasse said." [ Central Florida News 13 ]

If Obama turns out to be a rayon blend, I am going to be very pissed off. Tell us the truth, Barry.

**k3n3** · September 16, 2008, 09:37:25 PM

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Originally posted by toasty

Ooo, wait, I got one, too:

Q. What do you call someone who for some odd reason feels the need to demonize and vilify an entire profession whilst hiding behind the anonymity of an internet forum?
A. Insecure.

I can deal with that...
If you know any programmer jokes, you can toss a few at me... 'Cause I'm insecure like that...

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