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tragedy befalls a lawyer:

http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal#more-402785

[Steve Graham]

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“nukular".. LOL
what a complete tool, he's a lawyer? that's My Cousin Vinny without the charisma, lol

[k3n3]

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tragedy befalls a lawyer:

http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal#more-402785

Good one.. Kinda usually works the other way around (where the attorney robs the innocent), but I wouldn't be suprised to find out if she was a practicing attorney as well...

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator

[Huggie Smiles]

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also from Florida:

http://wonkette.com/402743/typical-florida-person-creates-years-best-campaign-sign

[toasty]

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Good one.. Kinda usually works the other way around (where the attorney robs the innocent), but I wouldn't be suprised to find out if she was a practicing attorney as well...

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator

Ooo, wait, I got one, too:

Q. What do you call someone who for some odd reason feels the need to demonize and vilify an entire profession whilst hiding behind the anonymity of an internet forum?
A. Insecure.

[thesightless]

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Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model walking towards them.
"What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to f*** her!"
"Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?

..

[toasty]

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Two lawyers are standing in an elevator together. The door opens, and there is a man there pointing a gun at them who yells, "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR YOU'RE DEAD!!" One lawyer reaches into his wallet, grabs some bills and gives it to his friend.

The other lawyer says, "What's this for?"

The first lawyer replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."

[DIDI]

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also from Florida:

http://wonkette.com/402743/typical-florida-person-creates-years-best-campaign-sign

If Obama turns out to be a rayon blend, I am going to be very pissed off. Tell us the truth, Barry.

[k3n3]

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Ooo, wait, I got one, too:

Q. What do you call someone who for some odd reason feels the need to demonize and vilify an entire profession whilst hiding behind the anonymity of an internet forum?
A. Insecure.

I can deal with that...
If you know any programmer jokes, you can toss a few at me... 'Cause I'm insecure like that...