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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    the f*ck....

    John Jones, a paramedic working in the UK, was recently dismissed from his job after he placed a prawn (a crustacean similar to shrimp) on the chin of a dying man awaiting a jolt from a defibrillator and joked: "Let's see if we can cook this prawn." After the shock was administered he was heard to remark "360 joules won’t cook a prawn." If that wasn't enough, his colleague, Clive Greedy, looked on while eating a piece of celery in the patient's kitchen (Greedy is now serving a six-month suspension over the incident). To top it all off, the shock treatment failed and the patient never regained consciousness. God damn, that is cold.
    An ambulanceman placed a prawn on the chin of a patient awaiting electric shock treatment for a heart attack and joked, 'Let's see if we can cook this prawn,' a medical panel heard.
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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: the f*ck....

    part 2

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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835

      #3
      Re: the f*ck....

      part 3



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      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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      • Taylor Norris
        Platinum Poster
        • Oct 2005
        • 1375

        #4
        Re: the f*ck....

        ^^ffs what is that?

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        • highdesert
          Getting Somewhere
          • Sep 2008
          • 169

          #5
          Re: the f*ck....

          What kind of ethical surgeon keeps operating on that woman? Isn't there a hippopotamus oath they have to take or something.

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          • Adzey
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Mar 2008
            • 3517

            #6
            Re: the f*ck....

            ^^ oh my word isnt "it" a beauty!!


            "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
              Re: the f*ck....

              prawn cocktail starter anyone?

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              • chanty
                John, John, where art thou!
                • Jun 2004
                • 4622

                #8
                Re: the f*ck....

                Bad doctors and paramedics...Bad!
                Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18917

                  #9
                  Re: the f*ck....

                  ^ time to move nearer to a different hospital

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                  • PsynceFiction[MS]
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1332

                    #10
                    Re: the f*ck....

                    Originally posted by Kamal
                    part 3



                    Makes me think of "Aphex Twin - Windowlicker".
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                    • bobjuice
                      Banned
                      • May 2008
                      • 4894

                      #11
                      Re: the f*ck....

                      Sad thing is she probably looked alright before eh?

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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #12
                        Re: the f*ck....

                        I think she did this deliberately because she wanted to look like a cat, she's obsessed with 'em
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                        Jib says:
                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • bobjuice
                          Banned
                          • May 2008
                          • 4894

                          #13
                          Re: the f*ck....

                          Kamal if your cat looks like that you best get it to the vet - and sharp

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18917

                            #14
                            Re: the f*ck....

                            he wins for catness!!!

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: the f*ck....

                              Stiflers mum?


                              Originally posted by Kamal
                              part 3




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