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  • Huggie Smiles
    Anyone have Styx livesets?
    • Jun 2004
    • 11836

    PETA & human breast milk

    PETA want icecream to be made from human breast milk......




    Storchen, a (very innovative) restaurant in Switzerland, has just announced that they will be unveiling a new menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent human breast milk. Some folks might think that drinking human breast milk is strange … but really, what's even stranger is that humans are the only species on the planet that drinks the milk of another species.
    Storchen's new menu got us thinking … which product would be fabulously awesome if it were made with breast milk instead of cow's milk? (Light bulb!) Ben and Jerry's!
    So we wrote a letter to the good people at Ben and Jerry's, asking them to switch from cow's milk to breast milk. We explained that using cow's milk for their ice cream is a hazard to consumers' health. Even Dr. Spock spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in the onset of anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and, in the long term, can set kids up for a lifetime of obesity and heart disease (America's number one cause of death).
    But it's not all about us humans. Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Because, like all mammals, cows only give milk during or after pregnancy, in order for humans to constantly milk them, they are forcefully impregnated every nine months. Many live in filthy conditions and are forced to give 10 times more milk than they would naturally. It's truly an awful life.
    So think about it, Ben and Jerry's. We here at PETA would be super-stoked if your ice cream went vegan … we'd buy it by the truckload!
    ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




  • raver_mania
    Watch out....I'm trying to sense here
    • Aug 2004
    • 216

    #2
    Re: PETA & human breast milk

    yeah, read this in the morning, and my initial reaction was WTF?!?!?

    But if you think about it, we ARE drinking another animal's breast milk. I mean its a COW for god's sake, you might as well drink milk from a llama or pig! Technically speaking, human breast milk is probably the best for you.

    I'm glad I very rarely drink milk.

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    • Bender420
      Tickle me Elmo!
      • Jun 2004
      • 1512

      #3
      Re: PETA & human breast milk

      so does peta suggest we keep women forcefully impregnated every nine months?
      Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


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      • Taylor Norris
        Platinum Poster
        • Oct 2005
        • 1375

        #4
        Re: PETA & human breast milk

        Originally posted by Bender420
        so does peta suggest we keep women forcefully impregnated every nine months?
        Shouldnt have watched the damn video Poor cows....

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        • Localizer
          Platinum Poster
          • Jul 2004
          • 2021

          #5
          Re: PETA & human breast milk

          This is actually one of the few things I would support from PETA.
          Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
          -Bertrand Russell

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          • ddr
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 7006

            #6
            Re: PETA & human breast milk

            only thing milk is good for is cereal imo.
            "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: PETA & human breast milk

              does PETA realize that the food they eat was once living? even if it was a plant. or should we forgo all living things and become cannibals... what a bucha tools.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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              • DIDI
                Aussie Pest
                • Nov 2004
                • 16845

                #8
                Re: PETA & human breast milk

                All milk is only supposed to be for babies .
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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20896

                  #9
                  Re: PETA & human breast milk


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                  • Morgan
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2234

                    #10
                    Re: PETA & human breast milk

                    Bunch of fooking hippies in this thread.
                    "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18919

                      #11
                      Re: PETA & human breast milk

                      breasts win everytime!!!

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                      • Erik Mitchell
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 598

                        #12
                        Re: PETA & human breast milk

                        What's it matter? We have to homogenize the hell out of milk anyway. I don't see any benefit to this...
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                        • Taylor Norris
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 1375

                          #13
                          Re: PETA & human breast milk

                          WTF Feather? Seriously.....

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