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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Home Remedies

    Amazing simple home remedies

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

    Daily thought:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
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  • Aleks_B
    Gold Gabber
    • Nov 2006
    • 758

    #2
    Re: Home Remedies

    hahaha!

    i needed that one.
    aleks_b - re_azure | my_space

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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18919

      #3
      Re: Home Remedies



      nice one Fez the Freshie!!!

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #4
        Re: Home Remedies

        Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

        always. but dont' forget to run the water while you're doing it.
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • Bender420
          Tickle me Elmo!
          • Jun 2004
          • 1512

          #5
          Re: Home Remedies

          nice
          Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


          "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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          • thesightless
            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
            • Jun 2004
            • 13567

            #6
            Re: Home Remedies

            #5 is great.
            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

            Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
            download that. deep shit listed there

            my dick is its own superhero.

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            • fabric8
              200mph Club
              • Jul 2006
              • 2741

              #7
              Re: Home Remedies

              Originally posted by Fez Up
              Amazing simple home remedies

              1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

              2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

              3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

              4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

              5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

              6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

              7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

              Daily thought:
              Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs


              If none of the above work for you, there's always:



              Sniper Dual Mask Pipe - by Meduse Pipes Design

              Metal Bongs

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              • AntonyM
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Oct 2004
                • 6415

                #8
                Re: Home Remedies

                ^^^ Load that up with some nitrous and go to work, it would be a fun day.
                Originally posted by Shpira
                So came back last night...
                Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                Originally posted by Illuminate
                Let me get this straight.

                So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                Am I close here?

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                • Taylor Norris
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 1375

                  #9
                  Re: Home Remedies

                  brilliant

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                  • Dhar_2
                    meat and potatoes
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 18919

                    #10
                    Re: Home Remedies

                    nitrous!!! boring!!!

                    a mixture of laughing gas and dope should sort u out!!!

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                    • chanty
                      John, John, where art thou!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4622

                      #11
                      Re: Home Remedies

                      Good one!
                      Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #12
                        Re: Home Remedies

                        I like the daily thought, nowt more funny than seeing someone go ass over tit down some stairs IMO

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18919

                          #13
                          Re: Home Remedies

                          ^ especially someone u dont like!!

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                          • Shiva
                            MCast Mistress
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 2461

                            #14
                            Re: Home Remedies

                            Originally posted by Fez Up
                            Amazing simple home remedies

                            2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
                            Naughty boyz!!!

                            Although I know he doesn't do that, but if one day I catch my hubby doing it, I WILL KICK HIS ASS till he begs me to stop!!!


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                            • thesightless
                              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13567

                              #15
                              Re: Home Remedies

                              Originally posted by Shiva
                              Naughty boyz!!!

                              Although I know he doesn't do that, but if one day I catch my hubby doing it, I WILL KICK HIS ASS till he begs me to stop!!!
                              0

                              not that i want to be involved in a domestic dispute... but between NY and LA , i can make money off the home video if you are willing to take it far enough,
                              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                              download that. deep shit listed there

                              my dick is its own superhero.

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