My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk again.

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  • Morgan
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2234

    #16
    Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag

    Originally posted by Musical Journey
    Sounds to me Pickles that you should be batting for the opposing team. Why don`t you just tell him you love him and put yourself out of your misery. Drunk talk is good honest true talk. :P
    I get the same impression. Pickles you need to declare your feelings and stock up on the old lube. :wink:

    Shite happens though. Maybe in 6 months you'll look back and see it was the best move. Oppertunities pop up from the most unlikely circumstances. Every cloud etc, etc.
    "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #17
      shiiiit... after living with the other guys that I've lived with over the past few years, it makes a man realize how good things are now. I've been thinking about buying a house, but I still don't want to try to find a new roommate. I definitely (probably) can't afford to buy a house unless I have someone helping me, so who fuckin knows.

      You guys hear one word and suddenly you somehow you turn it all gay... I'm not the one that scored 40% on that little test a few days ago

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #18
        Originally posted by picklemonkey
        I'm not the one that scored 40% on that little test a few days ago
        Nope. You scored a 95.
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • pilot
          The World is my Playground
          • Jul 2004
          • 1423

          #19
          Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag

          Hey P:
          Did you take that Gay test???

          Just curious. Ive had tons of cool roomates, but I doubt I would ever say those kinds of things about 'em. Maybe you found a type of love that Im not familiar with.
          Bluewire Productions

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          • MJ
            Here since 2002
            • Jun 2004
            • 6560

            #20


            I remember you questioning my sexuality not too long ago Mr Pickles and at the time i said my time would come. Well here it is on a big fat plate with all my friends joining in.
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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11411

              #21
              Originally posted by Musical Journey
              with all my friends joining in.
              We're not your friends...we just hate pickle as much as you.















              Just kidding PM we love you...but not in the same way you love your roommate.
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #22
                Originally posted by skahound
                Originally posted by Musical Journey
                with all my friends joining in.
                We're not your friends...we just hate pickle as much as you.
                Thanks :cry:

                Originally posted by skahound
                just kidding PM we love you...but not in the same way you love your roommate.

                mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                Silentium est aureum

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #23
                  :ROFLMAO: fuck all y'all. My woman don't never question me, you alls shouldn't either

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #24
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • remoh
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2466

                      #25
                      Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag

                      sorry to sound insensitive .....
                      but this is the funiest thread ever IMO



                      BTW im losing a good roomate too because he got his girl pregnant also...anybody heard of birth control
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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #26
                        Yeah, when you have a perfect roomie, tell him/her to use a friggin condom or take the pill. There's your solution.
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                        • skahound
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11411

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Yao
                          Yeah, when you have a perfect roomie, tell him/her to use a friggin condom or take the pill. There's your solution.
                          I don't think Pickle has to worry about knocking up his roommate as they've yet to perfect male pregnancy. But it's definitely something they should be using anyway.
                          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #28
                            ^ I'd say it's getting close :ROFLMAO:




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                            • skahound
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11411

                              #29
                              Well I'll be a monkey's uncle..will you look at that!
                              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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