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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    6 Truths of Life

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    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.





































    2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.














































    3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.








































































    4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

































































    5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.




















































    6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    #2
    Re: 6 Truths of Life

    Touche
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    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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    • 88Mariner
      My dick is smaller
      • Nov 2006
      • 7128

      #3
      Re: 6 Truths of Life

      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

      ----PEACE-----

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      • i!!ustrious
        I got some N64 Games Yo!!
        • Mar 2008
        • 12308

        #4
        Re: 6 Truths of Life

        zomgz ima foolz
        (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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        • Taylor Norris
          Platinum Poster
          • Oct 2005
          • 1375

          #5
          Re: 6 Truths of Life

          lol nice

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          • Kamal
            Administrator
            • May 2002
            • 28835

            #6
            Re: 6 Truths of Life

            I didnt try it, does that make me smart ?
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            Jib says:
            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
            Originally posted by ace_dl
            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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            • heretic
              Addiction started
              • Jun 2004
              • 325

              #7
              Re: 6 Truths of Life

              the "same" goes with reaching your elbow with your tongue.
              I was in coma.

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              • i!!ustrious
                I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                • Mar 2008
                • 12308

                #8
                Re: 6 Truths of Life

                ^ you have never achieved that?
                (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  Re: 6 Truths of Life

                  or sneezing with your eyes open
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                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • heretic
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 325

                    #10
                    Re: 6 Truths of Life

                    Originally posted by w0e & cri5is
                    ^ you have never achieved that?

                    I stopped trying a while ago
                    I was in coma.

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                    • ganjamo
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 1373

                      #11
                      Re: 6 Truths of Life

                      Originally posted by Fez Up
                      or sneezing with your eyes open
                      they did that on mythbusters
                      Dont panic, its organic.

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                      • DIDI
                        Aussie Pest
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 16844

                        #12
                        Re: 6 Truths of Life

                        Originally posted by Fez Up
                        I didnt try it, does that make me smart ?
                        If you are like me, just lazy, couldn't be bothered trying
                        Originally posted by TheVrk
                        it IS incredible isn't it??
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                        The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: 6 Truths of Life

                          palm of foot cant be flxed to the back of your head.
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                          • palmer
                            Retired or Simply Important
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5383

                            #14
                            Re: 6 Truths of Life

                            hook. line. sinker.
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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917

                              #15
                              Re: 6 Truths of Life

                              Originally posted by Fez Up
                              I didnt try it, does that make me smart ?
                              debatable!!!

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