Kudos For Dedication

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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Kudos For Dedication

    A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

    Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.


    I don't know which is more shocking: the fact that he branded his child with the name of a political ticket that is likely going to be on the wrong end of a landslide in a few weeks, or the fact that he didn't tell his wife he was going to do it before doing it.

    I've got a daughter on the way right now, we've been kicking around names for a while, and if after all of that, I just took a flyer and did something like this, my wife would be PISSED.
  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    #2
    Re: Kudos For Dedication

    that ranks up there with chad ocho cinco or that guy from israel who legally changed his last name to .com

    oh and in b4 toasty names his daughter baraka

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    • 88Mariner
      My dick is smaller
      • Nov 2006
      • 7128

      #3
      Re: Kudos For Dedication

      which is funny, cause it sounds more humane and normal than "trig, bristol, traxxx, fuckwad, and douchey-mcgee".
      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

      ----PEACE-----

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      • i!!ustrious
        I got some N64 Games Yo!!
        • Mar 2008
        • 12308

        #4
        Re: Kudos For Dedication

        Woah, Extreme devotion and idealism has reached a whole new level of absurdity.

        ---

        Glad to hear about the coming newborn Toasty, cheers and all the best wishes.
        (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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        • palmer
          Retired or Simply Important
          • Jun 2004
          • 5383

          #5
          Re: Kudos For Dedication

          Well my daily dose of WTF has been served.
          I swear, everyday the real news sounds more and more like The Onion.
          todayistomorrow
          art direction | design | animation

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