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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    Text messaging fun

    So I got some random text message on my phone last night that I decided to play along with. It seems like I get these every 6 months or so

    Stranger: Please have your wife not text me. Its over. Im done
    Me: FUUCK YOUUUUU
    Stranger: Your brave. Bye losers
    Me :telling my wife what to do is my business. Not yours
    Stranger: Ok bye bye now!
    Me: Don't the door hit your app on (whoops )
    Me: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

    Stranger: Ok bye bye
    Me: Don't let the door hit your puss on the way out either
    Stranger: Ok bye byte now losers
    Me: Let the door hit you in the face on the way out

    (24 hours pass, bringing us to today)

    Stranger:You seriously have soome set of balls going to gregs work today. Just a word of warning, I wouldn't stop by their ever again. I told greg all that hateful bullshit you texted me last night. And guess what stupid, he is not happy with you at all. In fact several of the people who were their when I was telling greg all that you said to me are really really really pissed off at you dude. It would be in your best interest if you stay clear of that area, your not well likedby many people right now. Loser!
    Me: I didn't do anything wrong! how about we hug it out?
    Stranger: Like some other persons I know. You don't make any fuckjn sense. Stay far away from my family
    Me: how about we all hug it out? me, you, muh missus, greg, and even everyone you talked to that needs an out-hugging now should just hug it out
    Stranger: Go 4 it pussy. Im so not scared. If you new anything about me stupid, you would at least know that. Cause guess what it will come back on you 10x harder. I bet everything that is holy in my life.
    Me: You're going to hug me ten times harder than I hug you? I feel like we're making progress already!
    Stranger: You know... your so right... can't wait... this is like the day before christmas`````
    Me: you must really enjoy giving dudes hugs?
    Stranger: Not really. In fact I find you very ugly down right nasty. I just threw up in my mouth thanks to your ugly ass. Now get on with your meaningless life. And stay out of our lives. We are so way out of your league. Bye bye loser.
    Me: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to? Haha

    (third day)

    Stranger: I am so embarrassed. I so had the wrong number. I am very very sorry
    Me: No problem. Hate to admit it but I kind of enjoyed it! I don't know what happened between everyone but I do know good friends are hard to come by. It's easier to forgive and forget than to start over somewhere else!
    Stranger: Its a very long story. Thank you
    Me: Good luck

    Last edited by picklemonkey; October 27, 2008, 11:10:34 PM.
  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Text messaging fun

    nonsense. tell him you want to fight him and greg.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • heretic
      Addiction started
      • Jun 2004
      • 325

      #3
      Re: Text messaging fun

      ^^ I agree...make him set a date and a place for the big fight! show up as an innocent bystander and take pics for the lulz.
      I was in coma.

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      • AntonyM
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 6415

        #4
        Re: Text messaging fun

        Something tells me Steve Graham and Jibs are behind this.
        Originally posted by Shpira
        So came back last night...
        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Let me get this straight.

        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

        Am I close here?

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          Re: Text messaging fun

          it's a local KC #

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Re: Text messaging fun

            Originally posted by AntonyM
            Something tells me Steve Graham and Jibs are behind this.



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            • DIDI
              Aussie Pest
              • Nov 2004
              • 16845

              #7
              Re: Text messaging fun

              What's going to happen to the poor guy that they think you are.

              I had a great one a while back , obviously very young guy texting his mum to pick him up. Firstly refused to believe me when I texted back saying I wasn't his mum, then tried to chat me up !!
              Originally posted by TheVrk
              it IS incredible isn't it??
              STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
              Simply does not get any better than Hernan
              The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: Text messaging fun

                GOLD yet again pickle.

                let me come down there, ill headbutt his teeth through the back of his head.
                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                download that. deep shit listed there

                my dick is its own superhero.

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: Text messaging fun

                  honestly, we should put this up to a board vote.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • nick007
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6095

                    #10
                    Re: Text messaging fun

                    Good for a laugh this morning!

                    The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                    • Adzey
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 3517

                      #11
                      Re: Text messaging fun

                      chortle


                      "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #12
                        Re: Text messaging fun

                        Originally posted by nick007
                        Good for a laugh this morning!
                        +1 that was awesome adamski

                        lets hug it out and plur
                        www.mjwebhosting.com

                        Jib says:
                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • DancingQueen
                          AVB FanClub | President
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 4061

                          #13
                          Re: Text messaging fun

                          You are so going to get that guys ass kicked!!
                          lol
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                          RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                          RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                          Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                          • Mad'Em Fixer
                            Addiction started
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 250

                            #14
                            Re: Text messaging fun

                            Lmfao
                            UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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                            • Shpira
                              Angry Boy Child
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 4969

                              #15
                              Re: Text messaging fun

                              He should get his ass kicked for marrying a slag . . .or better yet you should get his wife's ass kicked. . . now that would be an accomplishment worth aiming for. Bitch slapped by the guy you fucked behind your husbands back. . .hmmm, maybe they were wife swapping or they are swingers who knows!?
                              The Idiots ARE Winning.


                              "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                              Mark Twain

                              SOBRIETY MIX

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