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So I got some random text message on my phone last night that I decided to play along with. It seems like I get these every 6 months or so 
Stranger: Please have your wife not text me. Its over. Im done
Me: FUUCK YOUUUUU
Stranger: Your brave. Bye losers
Me :telling my wife what to do is my business. Not yours
Stranger: Ok bye bye now!
Me: Don't the door hit your app on (whoops)
Me: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
Stranger: Ok bye bye
Me: Don't let the door hit your puss on the way out either
Stranger: Ok bye byte now losers
Me: Let the door hit you in the face on the way out
(24 hours pass, bringing us to today)
Stranger:You seriously have soome set of balls going to gregs work today. Just a word of warning, I wouldn't stop by their ever again. I told greg all that hateful bullshit you texted me last night. And guess what stupid, he is not happy with you at all. In fact several of the people who were their when I was telling greg all that you said to me are really really really pissed off at you dude. It would be in your best interest if you stay clear of that area, your not well likedby many people right now. Loser!
Me: I didn't do anything wrong! how about we hug it out?
Stranger: Like some other persons I know. You don't make any fuckjn sense. Stay far away from my family
Me: how about we all hug it out? me, you, muh missus, greg, and even everyone you talked to that needs an out-hugging now should just hug it out
Stranger: Go 4 it pussy. Im so not scared. If you new anything about me stupid, you would at least know that. Cause guess what it will come back on you 10x harder. I bet everything that is holy in my life.
Me: You're going to hug me ten times harder than I hug you? I feel like we're making progress already!
Stranger: You know... your so right... can't wait... this is like the day before christmas`````
Me: you must really enjoy giving dudes hugs?
Stranger: Not really. In fact I find you very ugly down right nasty. I just threw up in my mouth thanks to your ugly ass. Now get on with your meaningless life. And stay out of our lives. We are so way out of your league. Bye bye loser.
Me: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to? Haha
(third day)
Stranger: I am so embarrassed. I so had the wrong number. I am very very sorry
Me: No problem. Hate to admit it but I kind of enjoyed it! I don't know what happened between everyone but I do know good friends are hard to come by. It's easier to forgive and forget than to start over somewhere else!
Stranger: Its a very long story. Thank you
Me: Good luck
Stranger: Please have your wife not text me. Its over. Im done
Me: FUUCK YOUUUUU
Stranger: Your brave. Bye losers
Me :telling my wife what to do is my business. Not yours
Stranger: Ok bye bye now!
Me: Don't the door hit your app on (whoops
)Me: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
Stranger: Ok bye bye
Me: Don't let the door hit your puss on the way out either
Stranger: Ok bye byte now losers
Me: Let the door hit you in the face on the way out
(24 hours pass, bringing us to today)
Stranger:You seriously have soome set of balls going to gregs work today. Just a word of warning, I wouldn't stop by their ever again. I told greg all that hateful bullshit you texted me last night. And guess what stupid, he is not happy with you at all. In fact several of the people who were their when I was telling greg all that you said to me are really really really pissed off at you dude. It would be in your best interest if you stay clear of that area, your not well likedby many people right now. Loser!
Me: I didn't do anything wrong! how about we hug it out?
Stranger: Like some other persons I know. You don't make any fuckjn sense. Stay far away from my family
Me: how about we all hug it out? me, you, muh missus, greg, and even everyone you talked to that needs an out-hugging now should just hug it out
Stranger: Go 4 it pussy. Im so not scared. If you new anything about me stupid, you would at least know that. Cause guess what it will come back on you 10x harder. I bet everything that is holy in my life.
Me: You're going to hug me ten times harder than I hug you? I feel like we're making progress already!
Stranger: You know... your so right... can't wait... this is like the day before christmas`````
Me: you must really enjoy giving dudes hugs?
Stranger: Not really. In fact I find you very ugly down right nasty. I just threw up in my mouth thanks to your ugly ass. Now get on with your meaningless life. And stay out of our lives. We are so way out of your league. Bye bye loser.
Me: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to? Haha
(third day)
Stranger: I am so embarrassed. I so had the wrong number. I am very very sorry
Me: No problem. Hate to admit it but I kind of enjoyed it! I don't know what happened between everyone but I do know good friends are hard to come by. It's easier to forgive and forget than to start over somewhere else!
Stranger: Its a very long story. Thank you
Me: Good luck
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