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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    #16
    Re: Text messaging fun

    Originally posted by picklemonkey
    So I got some random text message on my phone last night that I decided to play along with. It seems like I get these every 6 months or so

    Stranger: Please have your wife not text me. Its over. Im done
    Me: FUUCK YOUUUUU
    Stranger: Your brave. Bye losers
    Me :telling my wife what to do is my business. Not yours
    Stranger: Ok bye bye now!
    Me: Don't the door hit your app on (whoops )
    Me: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

    Stranger: Ok bye bye
    Me: Don't let the door hit your puss on the way out either
    Stranger: Ok bye byte now losers
    Me: Let the door hit you in the face on the way out

    (24 hours pass, bringing us to today)

    Stranger:You seriously have soome set of balls going to gregs work today. Just a word of warning, I wouldn't stop by their ever again. I told greg all that hateful bullshit you texted me last night. And guess what stupid, he is not happy with you at all. In fact several of the people who were their when I was telling greg all that you said to me are really really really pissed off at you dude. It would be in your best interest if you stay clear of that area, your not well likedby many people right now. Loser!
    Me: I didn't do anything wrong! how about we hug it out?
    Stranger: Like some other persons I know. You don't make any fuckjn sense. Stay far away from my family
    Me: how about we all hug it out? me, you, muh missus, greg, and even everyone you talked to that needs an out-hugging now should just hug it out
    Stranger: Go 4 it pussy. Im so not scared. If you new anything about me stupid, you would at least know that. Cause guess what it will come back on you 10x harder. I bet everything that is holy in my life.
    Me: You're going to hug me ten times harder than I hug you? I feel like we're making progress already!
    Stranger: You know... your so right... can't wait... this is like the day before christmas`````
    Me: you must really enjoy giving dudes hugs?
    Stranger: Not really. In fact I find you very ugly down right nasty. I just threw up in my mouth thanks to your ugly ass. Now get on with your meaningless life. And stay out of our lives. We are so way out of your league. Bye bye loser.
    Me: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to? Haha


    I don't want to get this dude's ass kicked so I'm going to take it down a notch... but I'm still going to fuck with Stranger for having a fight via text messaging. seriously, why hasn't this guy called me by now to bitch in person?
    1. try to find out what the wife did
    2. pm someone the phone number see if we can track down his name and address
    3. check to see if he has facebook/myspace
    4. give the info to the chans
    5. ????
    6. PROFIT

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #17
      Re: Text messaging fun

      too late this just came through:

      Stranger: I am so embarrassed. I so had the wrong number. I am very very sorry
      Me: No problem. Hate to admit it but I kind of enjoyed it! I don't know what happened between everyone but I do know good friends are hard to come by. It's easier to forgive and forget than to start over somewhere else!
      Stranger: Its a very long story. Thank you
      Me: Good luck

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #18
        Re: Text messaging fun

        your quick response: NO FUCK YOU! I want to fight you you stupid bastard! Greg told me all about you. Meet me at his place at 4pm
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • shosh
          Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 4668

          #19
          Re: Text messaging fun

          Originally posted by picklemonkey
          too late this just came through:

          Stranger: I am so embarrassed. I so had the wrong number. I am very very sorry
          Me: No problem. Hate to admit it but I kind of enjoyed it! I don't know what happened between everyone but I do know good friends are hard to come by. It's easier to forgive and forget than to start over somewhere else!
          Stranger: Its a very long story. Thank you
          Me: Good luck
          you disappointed me. you should have ripped him to shreds

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373

            #20
            Re: Text messaging fun

            yeah I thought about it. but he said he was sorry and embarrassed, and that's what I was aiming for. then I wanted to say something "profound" enough to make him realize that he's an idiot for fighting with friends.

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            • shosh
              Banned
              • Jun 2004
              • 4668

              #21
              Re: Text messaging fun

              Originally posted by picklemonkey
              yeah I thought about it. but he said he was sorry and embarrassed, and that's what I was aiming for. then I wanted to say something "profound" enough to make him realize that he's an idiot for fighting with friends.
              haha i guess you did show your maturity...

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #22
                Re: Text messaging fun

                haha

                my goal was to piss the guy off and make him feel like an idiot.

                ADAM FTW!

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                • floridaorange
                  I'm merely a humble butler
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 29116

                  #23
                  Re: Text messaging fun

                  i was thinking this was a thread about "CHACHA"

                  It was fun while it lasted...

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                  • nick007
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6095

                    #24
                    Re: Text messaging fun

                    Originally posted by picklemonkey
                    too late this just came through:

                    Stranger: I am so embarrassed. I so had the wrong number. I am very very sorry
                    Me: No problem. Hate to admit it but I kind of enjoyed it! I don't know what happened between everyone but I do know good friends are hard to come by. It's easier to forgive and forget than to start over somewhere else!
                    Stranger: Its a very long story. Thank you
                    Me: Good luck
                    Good one for not humiliating the guy, he had eaten humble pie and you handled it just right.

                    The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                    • DIDI
                      Aussie Pest
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 16844

                      #25
                      Re: Text messaging fun

                      ^^ Totally agree
                      Originally posted by TheVrk
                      it IS incredible isn't it??
                      STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                      Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                      The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #26
                        Re: Text messaging fun

                        thanks mr rogers

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18917

                          #27
                          Re: Text messaging fun

                          Originally posted by AntonyM
                          Something tells me Steve Graham and Jibs are behind this.


                          i'd put money on it!


                          and the fight if u can get it on!

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                          • 88Mariner
                            My dick is smaller
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 7128

                            #28
                            Re: Text messaging fun

                            Originally posted by nick007
                            Good one for not humiliating the guy, he had eaten humble pie and you handled it just right.

                            i've always wondered what humble pie tastes like. hmm.
                            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                            ----PEACE-----

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917

                              #29
                              Re: Text messaging fun

                              hmmmmmmmm pie!!!!

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                              • simonr
                                Transitionator
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 8796

                                #30
                                Re: Text messaging fun

                                Classic !
                                sigpicSimonR

                                This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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