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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    What would you do?

    so, this is the first time I have really got involved in any sort of political discussion, and really paid any attenttion to the candidates on both sides. Having said that, I'm still not affiliated to any party, and dont see that happening..I'll vote, dont get me wrong


    so, last week I come home, and my neighbour has put one of those stupid plastic McCain/Palin signs in the front yard.. we live in a duplex.. ok, fair enough, if she wants to thats her right, I just dont see the point in advertising who you support, kind of stupid, I mean, this isnt like a college team you root for, and I dont even see the point in that with flags on cars and flags on peoples porches, but each to their own..

    anyway, today I come home, and there is another one of these stupid signs, this time closer to my side of the yard, actually in the middle of the two and right next to the mail boxes.. now it looks like I suppport this asshole..

    What would you do without getting into a big political debate with said neighbour and causing bad blood? mind you she has a gigantic fuckin mouth, so if we did, the whole neighbourhood would hear it and I dont need that embarrassment, lol

  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: What would you do?

    I would make a Bob Barr sign. Then, i would make a second sign with a large ">" in the middle. Then i would post the bob barr sign next to the mccain sign.
    it would look like this

    "Bob Barr"--- ">" ----"McCain/Palin"
    ......I I........... II........ .........I ...I......... .


    or you could change 'bob barr" to "barack obama" for epic ownz.



    For bonus points: you could, on the opposite side of the "BobBarr" and ">" signs, write it in reverse so thier sign gets owned either way you drive by.

    heh.

    this is why i'm awesome.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #3
      Re: What would you do?

      hahaha, thats a good idea

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #4
        Re: What would you do?

        actually, i would put a Ron paul sign, now that I think about it. That would REALLY piss her off, and yet, she can't do shit about it. McCain supporters hate people like Paul and Hagel.

        i totally want a picture posted on your photoalbum if you do it. just to see how it looks.
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • toasty
          Sir Toastiness
          • Jun 2004
          • 6585

          #5
          Re: What would you do?

          Originally posted by Steve Graham
          so, last week I come home, and my neighbour has put one of those stupid plastic McCain/Palin signs in the front yard.. we live in a duplex.. ok, fair enough, if she wants to thats her right, I just dont see the point in advertising who you support...
          Two reasons for putting up the signs:
          1. Strong supporters just like to show their support, and it makes them feel like they are doing something. There was a time during this campaign where it was really tough to find an Obama yard sign because the campaign didn't think they were important, and people were pissed.
          2. There are geographic areas where it can actually be helpful. It should probably come as a shock to no one that I have an Obama sign in my yard, and have had one for quite some time now. I live pretty deep in the city, though, and even without the sign, most everyone knows that people in my neighborhood are voting for Obama. Not particularly helpful in my area.

          St. Louis County, on the other hand -- where you have a lot of republicans -- is a different matter. It isn't going to affect hardcore republicans, but for the more casual voters living in heavily republican areas, seeing a ton of Obama signs kinda gives you permission to give Obama a look. I'm talking here about people that vote republican because they've always voted republican and assume that's what they ought to do so now as well. No one is going to change their vote on account of seeing a bunch of signs, but if you're living in GOP country and suddenly all of your neighbors start throwing up Obama signs, maybe you give him a second look.

          Mostly, though, it's reason #1. Yard signs are more for the benefit of supporters than the candidate, in national elections.

          Originally posted by Steve Graham
          anyway, today I come home, and there is another one of these stupid signs, this time closer to my side of the yard, actually in the middle of the two and right next to the mail boxes.. now it looks like I suppport this asshole..

          What would you do without getting into a big political debate with said neighbour and causing bad blood? mind you she has a gigantic fuckin mouth, so if we did, the whole neighbourhood would hear it and I dont need that embarrassment, lol
          How about this:

          "Listen, I don't care who you support, but I've always considered politics a very personal and private thing for me, and I'm not the sort of person who likes to advertise my political affiliations. The way that sign is positioned, it looks like it's in my yard, and I actually make a point to not make such open displays of support for candidates. Would you mind moving it over to the side more so that it's clear that it's in your yard?"

          First, you're not being a dick about it, and second, by using the fact that you consider politics personal, you kinda head off at the pass any attempt to engage you in a political discussion. If you'd like, maybe throw in something about how in your job, you deal with people of all political affiliations and don't want to ever be seen as supporting any particular candidate or position because it would alienate some of your customer base/put you in a bad spot with your boss/whatever, I'm sure you get the idea. Would be tough for someone to disagree with that, I would think.

          My $.02.

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          • Huggie Smiles
            Anyone have Styx livesets?
            • Jun 2004
            • 11836

            #6
            Re: What would you do?

            adolescent response: Can you put up some nice gay rights signs very close to the mccain signs - but just on your side of the yard.
            or better still have a couple of your gay mates come round and snog in rush hour traffic (for your neighbourhood) right in front of the mccain sign for everyone to see

            adult responce: yea do what Toasty said and be pleasant and non-threatening about it all.
            ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128

              #7
              Re: What would you do?

              does that make mine young adult? haha

              I would agree with toasty, but I'm inclined to think that a person who is putting thier signs right up to your mailbox is not going to give a fuck, particularly when they have TWO signs in such a small area.

              I'm thinking, why not have a little fun?

              hell.

              why not a sign that says 'fail'.
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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              • Localizer
                Platinum Poster
                • Jul 2004
                • 2021

                #8
                Re: What would you do?

                I would use one of the many 'fail' pictures and put an equal sign next to the mccain thing so it reads McCain/Palin = "Insert picture of a dumbass who has a failed"
                Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
                -Bertrand Russell

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                • ddr
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 7006

                  #9
                  Re: What would you do?

                  just spray paint it at 2:00am in the morning.
                  "NO" on one and "PE" on the other and have them right next to each other.

                  then they would have to take them down. probably too late for them to buy any others.
                  "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                  • Jenks
                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10250

                    #10
                    Re: What would you do?

                    is she hot?

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                    • ddr
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 7006

                      #11
                      Re: What would you do?

                      Originally posted by Jenks
                      is she hot?
                      rofl. good question jenks.
                      "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #12
                        Re: What would you do?

                        Originally posted by Jenks
                        is she hot?
                        hahaha, that is a good question...not even a little bit though.. very small frame with a very rough manly voice.. and annoying as fuck.. but she did go to culinary school and used to bring me food all the time, though I think she had an alterior motive, so that hasnt heppened in a while.. christ the food wasnt THAT good

                        toasty.. you bring up a good point with the work thing actually since I drive a company vehicle with company logos and what not on it. and as I said I somewhat understand the showing of support, but two signs is a bit much, its not like we live on acres and acres of land, lol

                        huggie.. umm, how do you know i have gay mates? lol

                        88mariner and Kabir, your ideas are gold, I just dont think I have enough time to get obama signs and put them up.. BUT..... getting some white tape and writing FAIL on them is what I am leaning towards!

                        whatever i decide on, I will deffo take pics and post them

                        as I said its not that I am a die hard democrat by any means, just think it is a bit much, and any normal person imo should know thats over the top

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                        • DIDI
                          Aussie Pest
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 16845

                          #13
                          Re: What would you do?

                          Toasty gives good advice
                          Originally posted by TheVrk
                          it IS incredible isn't it??
                          STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                          Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                          The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                          • speciale
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 3728

                            #14
                            Re: What would you do?

                            put up a MercuryServer sign
                            Originally posted by Miroslav
                            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                            No Soup for You

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                            • Huggie Smiles
                              Anyone have Styx livesets?
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11836

                              #15
                              Re: What would you do?

                              Originally posted by speciale
                              put up a mercuryserver sign
                              ftw!
                              ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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