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  • lilsensa
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6675

    #91
    Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

    Originally posted by 88Mariner
    ^ass pubes?
    Yes, ass pubes. I have a hairy ass, and I sweat a lot. Therefore, he can drink the sweat that accumulates in my ass crack, on my ass pubes.
    RIP ~ Steve James







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    • 88Mariner
      My dick is smaller
      • Nov 2006
      • 7128

      #92
      Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

      accumulates?
      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

      ----PEACE-----

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      • lilsensa
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6675

        #93
        Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

        ^^To gather, collect.
        RIP ~ Steve James







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        • i!!ustrious
          I got some N64 Games Yo!!
          • Mar 2008
          • 12308

          #94
          Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

          ^

          / you will never catch me playing out any of his choonz.

          / going to take a dump on his helmet.

          / he totally butchered the 5s.
          Last edited by i!!ustrious; November 6, 2008, 11:11:59 PM. Reason: 5s
          (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #95
            Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

            Originally posted by lilsensa
            ^^To gather, collect.

            to collect???
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • superchibisan
              Getting warmed up
              • Sep 2004
              • 99

              #96
              Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

              he thinks traditional djing is outdated. thats all.

              and he's a douche and makes douche tastic wanker music.

              great combo.
              That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

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              • feather
                Shanghai ooompa loompa
                • Jul 2004
                • 20895

                #97
                Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

                Originally posted by lilsensa
                Yes, ass pubes. I have a hairy ass, and I sweat a lot. Therefore, he can drink the sweat that accumulates in my ass crack, on my ass pubes.
                Too. Much. Info.

                i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                Originally posted by Hoff
                a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                • i!!ustrious
                  I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 12308

                  #98
                  Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

                  Last edited by i!!ustrious; November 7, 2008, 07:45:15 AM. Reason: ha
                  (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                  • Phil Thompson11
                    Fresh Peossy
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 27

                    #99
                    Re: Deadmau5 hates DJ's

                    maybe he should listen to Dizzee as hes got it summed up here..

                    verse... 2... spot on.. loads of top advice in one hit..

                    [ Hook ]
                    Hard back, stern face
                    Play your position and know your place
                    Only move when the money's calling
                    Take my advice, you'll be balling
                    You need a hard back, stern face
                    Play your position and know your place
                    Only move when the money's calling
                    Take my advice, you'll be balling

                    [ Verse 1 ]
                    First up it's important that you keep your shit original
                    Try and keep that copycat shit to a minimal
                    People want something that they never heard before
                    If it's been done, leave it, they don't wanna hear no more
                    Secondly here's another clever thing that you can do
                    Find yourself a good manager who's really got a clue
                    Cause there're so many to choose from, they all look the part
                    But it's difficult to come across the ones that's really smart
                    And can stand firm and steady when the label's talking shit
                    Well-respected, keeps it gangsta, but does everything legit
                    And dependable, you can trust to handle your biz
                    And can really make sure of what the situation is
                    Next up, find a record label that ain't full of pricks
                    One that lets you breathe artistically but makes you come with hits
                    Congratulations, now you got your a deal, you're set to go
                    Let me fill you in just a couple of things you need to know

                    [ Hook 2x ]

                    [ Verse 2 ]
                    Next up, change your number, change your phone and change your chip
                    Cause there's gonna be a lot of people ringing talking shit
                    Whether bredrens wanting money, cause now suddenly you're rich
                    Or some dumb hating fassies trying to take you for a bitch
                    Yeah I know it's minor now and you can handle it, it's nothing
                    But eventually you're really gonna wanna do something
                    And that's counter-productive, beefin over bullshit
                    You can never stop them dumb-bredrens tryin to pull shit
                    Plus you're in the limelight well-paid verbalist
                    Which leads me on to my next subject - journalists
                    These are the people that can put your name about
                    So be careful what you're saying when you're talking out your mouth
                    Aand avoid being ignorant, tone down the thug shit
                    Come to interviews buzzin, tone down the drug shit
                    Keep your eye on the ball, mind on the drop
                    And before you know you had the whole world on your knob

                    [ Hook 2x ]

                    [ Verse 3 ]
                    Here's something that I should've stressed early on
                    Don't go spending all your money till it's gone
                    Cause the tax man's gonna want his paper when it's due
                    And there's nobody above the tax man, especially you
                    And another thing, buy a house before you buy a car
                    Don't tell no one where you are, even better if you're far
                    Everybody knows you're a gangsta and that Porsche looks great
                    But do you really want it sitting on that council estate
                    Differently watch where you choose to socialize
                    Keep an eye out for trouble, watch for devils in disguise
                    And please don't be fooled by no pretty females
                    Play it safe, never let them know your full details
                    I ain't saying be para', I'm just saying be sure
                    You can never know if that bitch would brag you what she saw
                    And aside from makin money keep lovin what you do
                    I aint saying nothin what cause the rest is up to you

                    [ Hook 2x ]

                    Yeah, you done know
                    Just a little guideline there for all my real man dem from the roads
                    trying to get into this music ting, yeah
                    Big shout out to my bredrin DJ Semtex
                    Hang tight Cage
                    Big-up the Newham Generals, yeah
                    We do it liveo
                    Hang tight UGK
                    It's a London thing
                    International, worldwide, you don't care, you done know
                    UK, Dirtee Stank is the label
                    What!
                    Run through this industry

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