Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

    Naked Man Climbs Into Moving Jet in Los Angeles

    Wed Nov 3, 6:42 PM ET

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Canadian man, angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said on Wednesday.

    Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane. The man was coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, said airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.

    "This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do. If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine," she said.

    "If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet (9,150 meters) while wearing no clothes."

    The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not supply a valid credit card, Castles said.

    Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker "running, naked, full-speed" toward the plane.

    Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from bi-polar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.
    dead, yet alive.
  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    I wonder if he was running 200MPH to keep up with the plane

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #3
      what a dumb ass.. who tries to buy a ticket for one of the most expensive plane fares with an invalid credit card. lol

      dont most people have an idea within a couple of thousand dollars how much they have to spend? lol

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      • asdf_admin
        i use to be important
        • Jun 2004
        • 12798

        #4
        same topic ... different article ...

        Naked Man Hides in Plane Wheel Well

        Nov 4, 10:59 AM (ET)

        LOS ANGELES (AP) - A man was charged with trespassing after he stripped naked, scaled a airport fence, ran across the tarmac and climbed into a plane's wheel well before firefighters talked him out, officials said.

        The man had earlier tried to buy a ticket for a Qantas Airways flight to Australia with only a credit card receipt. He told authorities at Los Angeles International Airport that he stripped off his clothes Monday to protest the airline's decision to deny him the ticket, airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.

        The man, Neil Melly, 31, of Canada, suffers from bipolar disorder (also called manic-depressive illness) and had been listed as a missing person in Canada, Castles said. He was booked on a tresspassing charge, and was released from custody Tuesday.

        Baggage handlers saw the man climb an 8-foot, barbed-wire fence that separates public and private areas of the airport and run to a departing plane as it backed from the gate. He climbed into a wheel well before the plane stopped.

        He ignored police officers' commands to come out, but complied when city firefighters arrived. The Boeing 747, bound for Melbourne, Austrialia, departed an hour late.

        Airport authorities will look into improving the fence, said Paul Haney, a spokesman for the agency that operates the airport.
        dead, yet alive.

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        • thrualoooop
          Addiction started
          • Jun 2004
          • 387

          #5
          he should have just applied for a nude line of credit
          i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Originally posted by thrualoooop
            he should have just applied for a nude line of credit

            Ba dum Bum.. I'm here all week folks.. dont forget to drive safe and take care of the people taking care of you...

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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #7
              haha. that was cute.

              ps. i love canada. but you guys can be so darn strange.
              dead, yet alive.

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              • Digital Junkie
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 147

                #8
                hey you can't judge canada on a few incidents...there have been a few people from all over the world that do stupid things....but i do admit whether he was bipolar or protesting this takes the cake!

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                • discojoe
                  Fresh Peossy
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 25

                  #9
                  Re: Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

                  haha awsome! i love my country

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                  • DJ Adrian Ravelo
                    Getting warmed up
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 63

                    #10
                    Re: Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

                    :ROFLMAO:
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                    • day_for_night
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4127

                      #11
                      most of us are sane, down to earth, and generally nice people. that guy...is not.

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #12
                        ^^^ thank you Captain Obvious

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                        • asdf_admin
                          i use to be important
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12798

                          #13
                          haha. C_Landers are rad. Being different is sweet, so do not worry, I still love you guys.

                          dead, yet alive.

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                          • Terry
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 300

                            #14



                            in our defence this person was almost clinically insane. but still....
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                            • runningman
                              Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5995

                              #15
                              only a canadian does some shit like that.. .. that must have been the funniest thing ever to see if u were waiting for your plane..

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