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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    Super Mario Bros fans

    Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

    You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

    I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

    Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

    When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "**** ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

    When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

    When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

    If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

    I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.



    brb
  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Super Mario Bros fans

    let me know if anything pops up for Turbo Graphix 16
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • zeronineteen
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 623

      #3
      Re: Super Mario Bros fans

      you are a very sick, sick man.
      Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18915

        #4
        Re: Super Mario Bros fans

        surprise, surprise!

        shosh strikes again!


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        • day_for_night
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4127

          #5
          Re: Super Mario Bros fans

          hahahahahaha i wonder if he's had any takers

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          • res0nat0r
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • May 2006
            • 14475

            #6
            Re: Super Mario Bros fans

            /b/ tard

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            • i!!ustrious
              I got some N64 Games Yo!!
              • Mar 2008
              • 12308

              #7
              Re: Super Mario Bros fans

              lol gotta love craigslist.

              ---

              upon challenging each boss, you will pause the game. i will then present you with a choice at that point... will you receive a chocolate starfist motorboat? or a porked spider cave? rememver, it is imperative that you win, or out comes the bowzer costume and hot jelly.

              (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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              • MJDub
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2765

                #8
                Re: Super Mario Bros fans

                Originally posted by res0nat0r
                /b/ tard
                anon delivers
                http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                • Huggie Smiles
                  Anyone have Styx livesets?
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11832

                  #9
                  Re: Super Mario Bros fans

                  Dhar moved to Charleston?
                  to play supermario?!
                  ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                  • 88Mariner
                    My dick is smaller
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 7128

                    #10
                    Re: Super Mario Bros fans

                    Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                    Dhar moved to Charleston?
                    to play supermario?!
                    italian? Check
                    hairy? Check
                    likes to work the pipes? check.


                    man, maybe he did?
                    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                    ----PEACE-----

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                    • shosh
                      Banned
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4668

                      #11
                      Re: Super Mario Bros fans

                      Originally posted by 88Mariner
                      italian? Check
                      hairy? Check
                      likes to work the pipes? check.


                      man, maybe he did?
                      oh snap!

                      last thing i needed, competition

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18915

                        #12
                        Re: Super Mario Bros fans


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                        • lilsensa
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6675

                          #13
                          Re: Super Mario Bros fans

                          Originally posted by 88Mariner
                          let me know if anything pops up for Turbo Graphix 16
                          Or Marble Madness.
                          RIP ~ Steve James







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                          • res0nat0r
                            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                            • May 2006
                            • 14475

                            #14
                            Re: Super Mario Bros fans

                            i used to have that game. it was a bitch.

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