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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585
    #1

    Post 5000

    Blew right by it without even noticing.

    In honor of the occasion, I had a really elaborate post planned out with shout-outs to my peeps, gifts for everyone, and an outline of my vision for the next 5000 posts.

    Alas, the moment has passed.

    Instead, I hope you all enjoy this coupon for $5 off your next oil change from Castrol. Not quite the same, but I can't in good conscience make that sort of a big deal over post number 5004, so it will have to do.
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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835
      #2
      Re: Post 5000

      good, now bend over while we let beanz do the honors
      www.mjwebhosting.com

      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • MJDub
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 2765
          #3
          Re: Post 5000

          Originally posted by Kamal
          good, now bend over while we let beanz do the honors
          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • shosh
              Banned
              • Jun 2004
              • 4668
              #4
              Re: Post 5000

              Originally posted by Kamal
              good, now bend over while we let beanz do the honors
              me too me too

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128
                  #5
                  Re: Post 5000

                  what does 5,000 posts get you access to on the boards?
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                    • toasty
                      Sir Toastiness
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6585
                      #6
                      Re: Post 5000

                      Originally posted by 88Mariner
                      what does 5,000 posts get you access to on the boards?
                      a good ass-fucking, evidently.

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                        • Kamal
                          Administrator
                          • May 2002
                          • 28835
                          #7
                          Re: Post 5000

                          www.mjwebhosting.com

                          Jib says:
                          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                          Originally posted by ace_dl
                          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • i!!ustrious
                              I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 12308
                              #8
                              Re: Post 5000

                              cheers brah! here's a fresh, cold red stripe to zee next 5000

                              (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                • shosh
                                  Banned
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 4668
                                  #9
                                  Re: Post 5000

                                  Originally posted by toasty
                                  a good ass-fucking, evidently.
                                  holy shit!!! if that's the case, i better start post-whoring to get to 5K asap

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                                    • GerryD
                                      I love skanking
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 929
                                      #10
                                      Re: Post 5000

                                      ....still working on getting to 1000
                                      "We're professional entertainers. You give us money, we entertain you.



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                                        • toasty
                                          Sir Toastiness
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 6585
                                          #11
                                          Re: Post 5000

                                          Originally posted by shosh
                                          holy shit!!! if that's the case, i better start post-whoring to get to 5K asap
                                          waitjustaminute. You're going to start post-whoring? Brace yourselves, everyone...

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                                            • Kat
                                              A pretty fn good milkshake
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 4695
                                              #12
                                              Re: Post 5000

                                              hehe
                                              congrats toasty
                                              ♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•

                                              Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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                                                • threehills
                                                  I heart Lollergirl
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 3641
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Post 5000

                                                  Originally posted by toasty
                                                  waitjustaminute. You're going to start post-whoring? Brace yourselves, everyone...
                                                  So long as its not the typical whores he posts....
                                                  It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                                                    • shosh
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 4668
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Post 5000

                                                      Originally posted by toasty
                                                      waitjustaminute. You're going to start post-whoring? Brace yourselves, everyone...
                                                      toasty, when are you coming to vegas brah? i'll buy you a couple of drinks and maybe take advantage of you?

                                                      btw all my posts are quality

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                                                        • chanty
                                                          John, John, where art thou!
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 4622
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Post 5000

                                                          Congrats Toasty! To another 5G's!
                                                          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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