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[shosh]

Man behind bars after hitting woman in face with cheeseburger

A Vero Beach, Florida man is behind bars after hitting his girlfriend several times with a cheeseburger.

The victim told sheriff's deputies that she was eating with boyfriend Vincent Gonzales in her car when the two began arguing.

When she threw his drink out of the car window, he retaliated by hitting her in the face with a cheeseburger.

He then pulled her from the car and struck her with the sandwich several more times.

Gonzales with charged with battery and domestic violence.

His bond has been set at $1,000.

This begs the question....

[rainman]

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lolz

[88Mariner]

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for a moment there, i thought you were going to answer the proposal,

"This begs the question...."

with, "this would not have happened if she stayed in the kitchen"

suprised aktualy.





Intersting: to hit her in the face several times with the sammich requires that he hit her in the face with it, pick it back up, and hit her in the face again. several times. Did she not think to, i dunno, hold onto the sammich?

[i!!ustrious]

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fucking authorities, its a mere cheezburgar.

it's a just and clever disciplinary session forsure, as well as a relatively harmless counter measure, imo. mmm mm bitch. drinks cost a lot.

i bet his co inmates are getting a kick out of that story btw.

[clintlove]

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I wonder if he ate the cheeseburger after he hit her with it.....

I would have

[thesightless]

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he should have bought two more drinks, dumped one on her right before booting her out then enjoying the cola.

[shosh]

Re: manly alpha male dishes out justice

for a moment there, i thought you were going to answer the proposal,

"This begs the question...."

with, "this would not have happened if she stayed in the kitchen"

suprised aktualy.





Intersting: to hit her in the face several times with the sammich requires that he hit her in the face with it, pick it back up, and hit her in the face again. several times. Did she not think to, i dunno, hold onto the sammich?

lol dude lol.... i thought about that too, but i couldnt resist the icanhascheezeburger original

however, i do wonder if she made the sammich

[lilsensa]

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The cheezburger a deadly missile.

[floridaorange]

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maybe she was a vegetarian, that would make it quiet the insult ya know?

[i!!ustrious]

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come to think of it, a cheezburgz impact at high velocity could prove to be quite brutal and effective, providing that the wind up and pitch where attuned and skilled. i wonder if there is any footage. yikes.

[88Mariner]

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i think this could have been resolved if she had merely picked up the cheezburger and thrown it at his face. And then they would have realized how silly they were acting.

[coleby761]

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Here's a picture of the assailant and his get-away driver.

[coleby761]

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The driver is now also in custody

[floridaorange]

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hehehe

[Corven]

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rofl