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After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.
Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.
Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.
What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.
One heck of a cable.
Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though.
The $800 Apple iCable is clearly superior.
Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.
Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.
What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.
One heck of a cable.
Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though.
The $800 Apple iCable is clearly superior.
I do not expect this post to be read as I am communicating to you via telepathic interface in the year 2291.
Moments after plugging in my freshly unboxed Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable, I found myself tumbling inside a space-time rift which has landed me 283 years in the future. There is much to be told but I haven't a lot of time, nor any tin foil. The human element is no more, only bodies connected to one another by a continuous "Denon AKDL2 Link Cable". All human consciousness, behavior and emotion is streamed to and from a central hub only known as "Paris Hilton". The scene is beyond description and I fear for my life. In fact, I am currently huddled behind a futuristic trash bin (I know it's futuristic because it is shiny silver in appearance) trying to avoid detection. Heed my warning: save your $500 USD and buy something useful like the mother-ton supply of tin foil. So far, it looks like foil is the only defense against robotic mind control and the eventual demise of a person's individualism and freedom.
Bottom line: I guess I have to give this item a single star in my review as it is responsible for casting me into a frightening future where thought-controlling robots and Paris Hilton rule the world.
Moments after plugging in my freshly unboxed Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable, I found myself tumbling inside a space-time rift which has landed me 283 years in the future. There is much to be told but I haven't a lot of time, nor any tin foil. The human element is no more, only bodies connected to one another by a continuous "Denon AKDL2 Link Cable". All human consciousness, behavior and emotion is streamed to and from a central hub only known as "Paris Hilton". The scene is beyond description and I fear for my life. In fact, I am currently huddled behind a futuristic trash bin (I know it's futuristic because it is shiny silver in appearance) trying to avoid detection. Heed my warning: save your $500 USD and buy something useful like the mother-ton supply of tin foil. So far, it looks like foil is the only defense against robotic mind control and the eventual demise of a person's individualism and freedom.
Bottom line: I guess I have to give this item a single star in my review as it is responsible for casting me into a frightening future where thought-controlling robots and Paris Hilton rule the world.
I bought several of these and used them to string my tennis racket. I have never been beaten since. If I don't hit the ball just right on serving, they seem to simply disappear into thin air. But well hit, my top service speed has been clocked at over 3,200 mph. However, 2 weeks ago I accidently killed one my doubles opponents. It was terrible. People, please be careful with these.
I had high hopes for this cable, but I NEVER expected that I'd be able to e-mail my DEAD FATHER! I now have unlimited access to the TRUE "Ether"net, and can communicate with the great beyond. Due to the extraordinary cable, I now know that Elvis is, in fact, still alive and works as a used tissue salesman in Topeka, I know that Ceasar is upset about the whole salad thing, and that Ghengis Kahn would rather have been remembered as the inventor of the cheese puff. The only drawback came when my dead cat Mingie tried to re-animate from the other side via the cable and now I'm stuck with a zombie cat in my CD drive. I'm open to ideas on how to get her out of there without sacrificing my brains to do so.
For months my wife and I were trying to have a baby and we had no luck. A good friend told me about the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. Sure, I knew it was the best for connecting Ethernet-enabled devices such as printers but boy was I in for the surprise of my life!
When my Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable arrived my wife and I simply removed it from the packaging and placed it on the night table. Before we knew it we were having babies like nobody's business!!!! SO MANY BABIES!!!!! 400 BABIES!!!!!!!!!
When my Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable arrived my wife and I simply removed it from the packaging and placed it on the night table. Before we knew it we were having babies like nobody's business!!!! SO MANY BABIES!!!!! 400 BABIES!!!!!!!!!
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